I’m not one for monologues, but Sir Patrick certainly does a good job with them 
There’s another kind? :rolleyes:
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Shut Up, Wesley!
Here, here!
It’s not really a monologue. It’s a dialogue, with one party too terrified to speak.
He could read his grocery list and it would be engaging.
Ha! You don’t get the satisfaction this episode!
Nick, you’re such a … a … Nick.
Same for George Takei.
Nick, you’re such a … a Baltar.
Not the same 
Oh my! 
Oh noes! Not my permanent record! :eek:
Come on, Nick! Jump up and strangle Wesley. This is a court room drama!!
“Sir, I’d like to add something to my testimony.”
Um, sorry, investigation closed. Bell rang. Too late, Wesley.
“This matter is closed”
“I’d like to add something to my testimony”
“I’m going to allow this”
“I feel awful.”
I’m such a weiney.
You can’t handle the truth!!