Damn, good thing Rassmussen didn’t get a hold of this!
Deanna: “I could help you heal, Worf.” IYKWIM.
That’ll be a fun conversation with the wife. 
In which case the police will meet him at the exit. :rolleyes:
Picard “Mr Data, I have no idea what LaForge is sayin, would you translate for me?”
True, she rarely actually does her job title job. Mostly just cleavages around the ship. But that’s more of a part time gig, I think
“Remain here. I will return shortly.”
Yeah. Worf. You need a parent handbook. Put a forcefield on that door.
“…penetrate the wave.”
That sounds dirty. Unwholesomely so. :eek:
Data is sitting so close to Geordi.
I’m waiting for Levar to turn and say, “Back it up Golden Boy!!”
“It’s gonna be quite a ride.”
That’s what Riker said. 
Angry Klingon child, lots of sharp things and lots of ancient relics in that room
Hey! That’s not fair.
She also has to not wear a proper uniform and occasionally crash the ship.
Very important duties.
I love your use of cleavage as a verb.
Mebbe in the outtakes
Deanna’s Resume
It just reads: Someone has to do it.
You’re right, I mean Data in that uniform just wouldn’t be right. Not that Brent Spiner wouldn’t have done it.
The transporters are down? What are the chances?
Good thing they don’t have at least dozen of them on the ship. :rolleyes:
Why did Worf have to employ his scary Klingon strength to remove the panel that was obviously designed to be accessible?
A mother who senses her child is in trouble can lift a car…
A Klingon who senses his child in trouble will rip plastic off a wall.
Alexander is the one caught in the only fire. Suprise. Brilliant writing. Just gripping.
Why does the Enterprise make a “WHooosh” sound in space? Cuz of science.