They are always the first to go. Dr. McCoy was right.
Worf bounces and looks like a kitty kat when he’s getting ready for battle.
The way Riker was holding the critters, you could actually see the opening for the puppeteer’s hand. 
bwahahahahahahahahaha
Don’t be silly. Alexander’s just the only one we care about. 
omg, i’m crying. that was good stuff.
What Would James T Kirk Do?
Kirk: “This is a starship. It’s no place for children …(or for Klingons).”
The End.
Computer Identify Lifeform.
“Ensign Ricky”
“Ehh… Eff it. Send a letter to his mother”
There was a great Pee Wee Herman (with Pee Wee himself in it) in last week’s Saturday Night Live. Google it.
What about the Soliton Wave?
Also this:
Scotty: “A Soliton Wave? Ach. It’ll never work. Good, Scottish Warp engines run on matter/antimatter and whale meat. That’s the it is and the way it’s always been.”
Alright, you frakkers, I’m heading to my bunk. Night all!
Not much for WWJTKD except perhaps it’s one of Kirk’s illegitimate children show up. That would be all types of fun. Let’s see, who’s the Mommy?
Odona, Elaan, Nona, Ruth…
I think I like the idea of the Orion slave girl Marta being the mommy. Then a teenage Orion slave girl would be Kirk’s daughter. That would be a hilarious episode.
Good night. I’ll be in my bunk too…sleeping, not the other thing.
Wasn’t David Marcus technically one of Kirk’s illegitimate kids?
Yes. Yes, he was.
For a while I wanted, “I am Captain Kirk’s love child” on my tombstone. Now I just want, “Don’t piss on me.”
All of Kirk’s kids were illegitimate, unless he had some with NCC-1701 that we don’t know about. :eek:
The 2nd one is more practical, logic dictates.