LOL, if only there was some audio of Patrick Stewart saying “WTF, D00D? SRSLY?” to mix in there
LOL. Next time I’m at a Parent/Teacher conference I gona stand up in mid conversation and declare “I WILL HANDLE THIS”
“They require a firm hand.”
Is this the Star Trek child abuse episode? :eek:
“Shutting Up, Sir.”
Please record that. It’ll be watched @ the meetup
And maybe the state would let you keep your kids for the rest of the afternoon. 
But, what if the teacher really does hate him? :eek:
Then no gold stars on his papers.
Unless the teacher is Star Trek fan. In that case she’ll probably slip me her phone number.
Until he added that they had no experience with Klingon children.
So this kid was just carrying a Bat’leth through the corridors of the ship?
Worf: “Then she will die.”
“…it’ll take most of the planet with it.”
Silver lining: an unstoppable planet-killing weapon!
Worf: Then I will challenge her to a Duel of Honor.
Would you ask him?
I wouldn’t. You just keep walking little guy.
My favorite Klingon phrase “One thousand throats can be cut in one night by a running man.”
Yay! Doomsday Device, baby!
Psst. Alexander. Pay attention. You could be the glory of the Empire. Steal the weapon and bring glory to the Klingon Empire!!
Ok, Troi, we’re finally seeing you doing some real counseling. IMO ST TNG would have been better from the beginning if they had done more of that with Troi.
Spoken like a true Klingon.