Star Trek IV Rejected Titles

Inspired by a comment over on the podcast discussion thread I give you:

Rejected Star Trek IV titles.

My entry: Star Trek IV: Kirk Mooches Pizza

Star Trek IV: Must Love Whales

Star Trek IV: Whale Biologist Gone Wild

Star Trek IV: George and Gracie’s Wild Ride

Star Trek IV: Screw the Past, we need Whales!

Star Trek IV: Don’tLookAtHerBreastsDon’tLookAtHerBreasts

Building on the master:
Star Trek IV: Eyes up here buddy :smiley:

Star Trek IV: The Search for Blubber

Star Trek IV: Paging Dr. Jiggily-ann

Star Trek IV: The Great Bouncing Chekov

Star Trek IV: How can we mess up Chekov this time?

Star Trek IV: Who needs a tanning bed this close to the Sun

Star Trek IV: Dude, where’s my Bird of Prey?

Star Trek Episode IV: A New Hope (For Whales)

<laughter. too great…tears streaming…must breathe>

Star Trek IV: Call me Ishmael

Star Trek IV: Electric Whalesong Boogaloo

Star Trek IV: Transparent Aluminum: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Tried to Talk to a Computer Using the Mouse as a Microphone.

Star Trek IV: Quest for Photons

Star Trek IV: Gillean’s Jiggley Boobs Part I and II