Star Trek IV Rejected Titles

Here’s some off the top of my head:

Star Trek IV: The (Next) Whale Generation
Star Trek IV: Space Whales!!!
Star Trek IV: Nuclear Wessels
Star Trek IV: Yeah, He’s Wearing a Leather Poncho
Star Trek IV: Walter Complained About His Wardrobe Last Time Round
Star Trek IV: Screw History!
Star Trek IV: Odd Couple in Space (Kirk and Spock)
Star Trek IV: Conveniently Set In The Year This Was Released
Star Trek IV: No Bras and Space Volleyballs
Star Trek IV: Braless Whale Biologist I
Star Trek IV: Wait, THIS Was Chapel’s Last Appearance?

Star Trek IV: Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new Kidney!! Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new Kidney!!

Star Trek IV: Oh My…

Star trek IV: The Search for Nuclear Wessels

(can do this all day, guys)

Star Trek IV: Take my Probe, please!

Star Trek IV: Krik gets played

Star Trek IV: That’s the one with the Whales, right?
Star Trek IV: The Funny One

Star Trek IV: Sulu’s Journey of Self Discovery in San Francisco

Star Trek IV: A Colorful Metaphor

ST IV: Whales naturally do the breast-stroke. Why are you looking at me like that?

Star Trek IV: Kirk Doesn’t Get the Girl

Star Trek IV: The Curse of immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention

Star Trek IV: Always have exact change

Star trek IV: I like Italian…and so do you

Star Trek IV: Double Dumb Ass on You!

Star Trek IV: making time for Colorful Metaphors

Star Trek IV: Kirk and Scotty Save the Whales

not to be confused with

Star Trek VI: Kirk and Scotty are as big as… (okay, that would just be mean)

Star Trek IV: Whale song! Do you speak it!?

Star Trek IV: The Crew Takes Manhattan, er, San Francisco

Star Trek IV: LOL WHALES

Star Trek IV: Too Much LDS

Star Trek IV: Whale Meat–It’s What’s for Dinner!!

Star Trek IV: From San Francisco With Love

Star Trek IV: You Only Time Warp Twice… OH SHI-!

Star Trek IV: Hello Computer

Star Trek IV: Oh Craap. Shatner is Directing the Next One