Just had a flash of Eddie Izzard as NastyKirk…
Gee. It’s a good think evil Kirk blasted that hole in the Engineering wall.
Otherwise, Scotty wouldn’t have found the problem.
LOL–and maybe even a witch
Them are fighting words!
Sulu, always a jokester, even in the face of death.
“Hours would seem like days, by the book.(wink) (wink)”
Oh Scotty about the big hole in the transporter circuitry…ah yeah…Spock did it.
Captain. How about some algae-Coffee? Anything but decaf.
Maybe if Bones sprayed some ArmorAll on him like the technician…?
Bones Cottle, with a ciggy and a brandy snifter in the ER
Kirk: I’ve changed my mind. Sulu’s jokes are REALLY bad. Skiing season? Uuugh. Let’s leave him down there Spock.
Sulu: “Hey guys! Let’s all huddle together for warmth.”
Takei hum
If I seem insensitive… it’s the way I am.
Great excuse. Must use that. 
Craap. I home insurance covers that.
Bad Kirk on the diagnostic bed. We need a junk report from Audra.
Krik and Bones: This is the part of the episode when we drink.
Kirk: “I have to take him back inside myself. I don’t want to take him back. He’s an animal.”
Hmmmm.
I coulda gone all day without thinking about that Mr Asterisk
Animal testing.
Haven’t we moved past that in the 23rd century?
Oh great. Who’s gonna tell Sulu his dog croaked?