Barney sat at the well worn counter and absent mindedly picked at his breakfast with little enthusiasm, it was not because there was anything particularly anything wrong with it; he simply was dragging the morning ritual out. And, he was not exactly looking forward to work.
He was about to take another half hearted bite of a lingonberry crepe when his communicator went off sending the theme to ‘Dragnet’ wafting across the bar. Barney groaned and rolled his eyes, causing Shamus to laugh at the deputy’s anguish. Barney snapped the communicator off of his right epilate, set the accursed object on ‘vibrate’. and tossed it on the counter with a look of utter disgust. Shamus watched the communicator dance on the counter as if it were auditioning for the next installment of ‘Sweating to the Oldies’ while tis-tisking like a concerned parent.
Shamus’ smirk grew into a mischievous grin, “What is that now? Three times this mornin’? What ave ya done to piss em off this time?” Barney raised an eyebrow as he gnawed on a piece of grease laden bacon, “Nothing for a change, he is just worked into a lather is all. The Ralph Thorson dropped in last night.”? Shamus perked up, “The Papa?” Barney thought to ask him if he knew anyone on the notorious ship but decided to let it go, “Yeah, so this morning a shuttle got clearance from HV to sent down a shuttle of their crew for some R&R.” Shamus’ smile grew; he knew where this was going…
Barney inspected the sausage impaled on his fork as he spoke; as if it somehow might hold within its fleshy folds the answer to his dilemma. “So now there is a contingent of people here who actually know how to use a weapon, and don’t simply wear them as a fashion accessory.” Shamus snickered at the image of Roderick cowering in his office, peeking through the blinds afraid to step outside.
Shamus’ laughter snapped the law officer out of his Zen like state, and he decided that contemplating anything that comes out of Shamus’ kitchen for too long is a bad idea, better to simply eat and pray. He has already been nervous about the colony ship coming; a ship full of naive colonists always attracts pick pockets and con artists. Then on top of that the new ‘Law Dog’, Barney made ‘air quotes’ as he said the two imposing words, is supposed to arrive on the same ship."
That drew Shamus’ attention, “any idea who that might be?” Barney looked up from his crepe, “Worried?” Shamus cooly answered, “Always know who you are dealing with.” Barney shrugged, “Smart. Anyways yeah… Diz thinks she has it figured out.” Shamus smiled, “Good old Diz, she is a wealth of information. Always sniffing around for the latest news and gossip.” He poured some more syrup on his crepe, “She has been monitoring the comm. Traffic from the ship, and sniffed out some packets heading toward the core. They were on a priority channel…”? Shamus raised an eyebrow at that, “Like a lawman would use.”? Barney nodded, “Yep, the messages were addressed to a Satinka and a Monaw.”?
The communicator finally stopped dancing, which caused a moment of disbelief and silence. Shamus broke it after a moment, “What kind of names are those?”? Barney looked at the red headed bar owner, "Hopi, a Native American tribe from Earth, old Earth. The names mean ‘magical dancer’ and ‘bear’? Shamus rolled the new information around in his head as Barney continued, “Diz searched around and found out that a certain Colonial Marshall has a son and daughter with those names.”? Shamus’ eyebrows knitted together with concentration, when he still hadn’t come up with anything after another few more bites Barney dropped the name, “Cheveyo Blackcloud.”?
Shamus straightened up as if his Mother had just appeared behind Barney wielding a rolling pin and a disapproving scowl, “Cheveyo? Sh*t, that ain’t good… He only goes where strange and f#@ked up stuff is going down.”? The two looked at each other in morose silence until the communicator began dancing again; they both stared at it for awhile as it skittered across the uneven and marred surface.
Shamus grabbed it before it fell off the counter and plopped it into a bowl of peanuts to keep it quiet, and to keep it from trying to jump off the counter like a shiny metallic lemming. Shamus looked Barney squarely in the eyes, “You better get going before ‘Hot Rod’ has an aneurism…?Besides… She”, he tilted his head toward the front door that Barney had been glancing every ten minutes for the entire morning, “is going to be very late this morning, I asked her to pick up some supplies on the way to work.”? Barney almost choked on his Irish coffee, “Wha, who, who are you talking about?”? Shamus laughed heartily, “You damned well who I am talking about, the reason you come in here every morning before work. It sure as Hell isn’t for my cooking.”? He leaned closer savoring Barney’s embarrassment, “Every morning you drag in here as if you are on your way to the gallows, but after a few minutes of pleasant conversation with my beautiful barkeep you leave here shining like a newborn sun.”?
Barney’s eyes dropped to his plate of cold food, “It’s that obvious?”? Shamus groaned, “It is bloody embarrassing, I am just glad nobody else is ever around to see it. I have a reputation to uphold, it is a pub after all.” Seeing you two together is so damned saccharine I am surprised you haven’t turned me Diabetic, good God man; I have to go and brush my teeth every time after you leave."?
Shamus sighed watching the dejected deputy fishing his communicator out of the bowl, “Look don’t get me wrong, it is nice seeing someone treating her like a person for a change, Instead of a piece of ***.” Barney quickly raised his hands up in a ‘Whoa!’ gesture. Shamus sighed and shook his head while looking toward the floor, “Sorry… I…”? But when he looked back up Barney was already heading out the front door with strong strides, trying to blow salt out of the crevices and niches of his annoying communicator.
Shamus threw his towel down in frustration and muttered through clenched teeth, “Smooth Shamus, real smooth.”?