Today was indeed a day just full of surprises, and for Barney there seemed to be no end to them. After entering through the rear entrance the deputy found Senior Deputy Roderick Eferand’s unconscious form sprawled on the floor face first. His antique Desert Eagle lay beside him, a ridiculously oversized weapon for such a small man. Many a joke about ‘compensating’ had been made because of that firearm.
After stepping around the uniform clad lump Barney’s next surprise awaited him behind the desk which used to belong to Sheriff Bo Riggens. A tall and grey haired Native American stood behind the desk, he looked up from the pile of opened files cluttering the desk and smiled, “Ahhh, you must be Deputy Tane…” his pearly white teeth were a stark contrast to his dark and weathered skin, “and who are these fine people you have brought with you?” The old man’s presence was so strong that Barney completely forgot about the unconscious and drooling hemorrhoid lying on the floor but a few feet away, “Ah, these are,” he gestured to the mercs, “crew from the combat vessel in orbit, they have requested maps, militia, information and weapons to help defend the colony.”
The rustically garbed Hopi beamed, “Excellent timing, please assist these restless souls in anyway you can. I will be occupied …elsewhere,” he slowly moved his calloused right hand palm down across the desk mere inches above its surface, “I shall be gathering allies from the outer reaches of the colony,” his hand stopped and his smile widened as an eyebrow peaked. He reached under the desk, a loud ripping sound could be heard and when his hand reappeared from beneath the desk it held a large key ring with a length of duct tape still dangling from it like a puppy refusing to release a toy, “I believe these will be of help to you,” he casually tossed the ring to Barney who looked from them to the buckskin adorned Marshall with a dumbfounded expression on his face. The Marshall looked to the young lady in fatigues, “I believe you will find the armory downstairs…”
“Excellent.” Christie said. She was just about to grab the keys from Barney when he jerked his hand back and used the opposite one to maintain distance between Christie and the keys. “Wait a minute,” he said as he turned to the Marshall, “I’m sure theres no need for them to go to the armoury on their own. Why don’t we run some weapons up for them?” Christie knocked the arm in front of her away and grabbed Barney’s collar. She gave it a tight jerk and Barney found himself face to face with her. “Look, buddy. I understand that you are the law around here, but we are dealing with a situation which is potentially over your heads. We have military experience and, quite frankly, we are your only hope. Now, if you please…” Jayke took a step towards Barney and took the keys from the seemingly frozen Barney before heading towards the turbolift.
When they got into the turbolift, Jayke looked at Christie, admiring her “charisma.” “Where did you learn to negotiate like that?” he asked. She smiled. “We’ve been spending too much time together,” she answered without looking at him.
The old Hopi leaned back against the bookcase of unread law books, “When this mayhem is all over I will be back to discuss with you two the murder of Sheriff Riggens.” Barney’s jaw dropped, “Mur- what?” He stammered and then glared at Rodericks inert form, “He told me it was an accident,” he looked back at the amused Marshall, “what, who… makes you?” The old Hopi seemed to study Barney’s reaction to the news, but seemed even more interested in the air around him. As if he was inspecting something unseen around Barneys head and shoulders, and then as if satisfied by what he seen he rose and matter of factly asked, “Is there someone in town who deals with the Boones? It would save me time in contacting them…”
Barney collected his thoughts, “Sure, Shamus trades with them. He owns the tavern at the northernmost part of town, the ‘Wee Bit’ though the sign out front only says… PUB.” The Marshall tilted his sun beaten and sweat stained hat, “Thank you, I think I can find it… Keep your head down and your powder dry.” And with that he disappeared out the back door humming some tune Barney could not identify. The deputy began gathering maps and making notations on them.
Jayke and Christie came entered the room, pushing what looked like a hand cart filled with weapons, most of them antique slugthrowers. Barney looked up at them. “Don’t you have anything a bit more…modern?” Jayke asked him. Barney gave what seemed like a half sigh before responding, “We really haven’t had too much of a need for laser weapons. Most instances here are resolved with slugthrowers.” Christie left the cart next to the desk, when suddenly Barney snapped his fingers. “Wait. There is a storage with laser weapons. But it’s barley ever accessed. I’m not sure, but I think you need a special clearance code.” Just then, the deputy approached the group, and placed a map down on the desk in front of Barney. “I’ve got the charts you asked for,” he told him. Barney picked it up and scanned it for a bit, than placed it back down after drawing something on it with the marker in his shirt pocket.
He showed the two a map with bright red circles drawn on it, “There are only two main roads running into town, which will make it easy to defend against any vehicles they may bring.” He tapped the largest circle in the middle, “This is where we can set up base camp, and I will bring the militia to you there. You can hand out the weapons there and then we can begin erecting barricades and such.”
“Seems like a decent plan,” Christie said. She looked up at Jayke. “Well?” she asked. Jayke said nothing, than placed his finger on the map, drawing a line between the two red circles. He was silent for a few moments. “I’ll work.” he said. “Do you have a better plan?” Barney asked in a sincere tone. “Not with our resources.” Jayke answered. Barney nodded. “I’m going to go upstairs and get in touch with the local militia leaders, have them mobilize. You two keep gathering weapons and bring them to the check point.” He darted towards the stairs. “How long will that take?” Christie asked him. He began ascending the stairs and called back to them, “I will see you there in a half hour or so…” He then resumed his climb, he needed to get on the address system to rally the militia. Barney was soon out of sight.
“What about that clearance code?” Christie asked out loud. The deputy said nothing, blankly staring at Jayke and Christie. “I’m…just a deputy…” he said, even managing to sound half affable saying it. Jayke sighed and started moving towards the turbolifts. Christie ran up to catch up to him. They said nothing during the decent. When the doors opened up, they headed to the open vault of weapons where they were before.
After rummaging through the assortment of mostly ancient weapons, they returned to the upstairs level and began to leave the building. “Well, this is going to be a pain in the ass.” Jayke said in his usual, bassy growl. “What is?” Christie asked. Jakye pointed to the weapons. “Walking to the checkpoint.” Christie sighed and looked at the floor, where she noticed a Desert Eagle laying on the floor. “I don’t remember finding one of these in the vaults…” she said.
Christie crouched down and picked up the Israeli made weapon, as she inspected it Roderick began to stir. She looked at him studying his features, her eyebrows knitted together, “Hey isn’t this the douche bag that gave you such a hard time at the Spaceport?” Jayke bent down to get a closer look at Roderick’s face.“Well I’ll be damned…” Christie turned the weapon around and smacked the Senior Deputy across the back of the head with the handle of the pistol, the little man stopped stirring and went inert once more. She smiled, “Now that is my type of Kharma!” She helped herself to his extra magazines and stuffed them into her plentiful pockets, and then shoved the pistol into her belt.
She was about to rise when Jayke cleared his throat loudly, she looked up at him. He pointed to the small key chain on the deputy’s belt; she snapped it off and tossed it to Jayke. He held up the largest and shiniest of the keys and looked at it intently, you could almost hear the smile on his face, “I do believe I will feel much safer in this aircar!” Christie chuckled and slapped the top of the deputy’s bruised head, “Funny how the universe works, ey ‘Chuckles’?”