That’s just 'cause you don’t look as good as I do in it.
Fatty.
Seriously, though, you guys are doing a great job!!
I’m starting to run out of ideas to keep those spam reports interesting and funny.
Ah…shall I fetch the margarine?
I am so not helping.
Dude, we use Durex in the civilized world…
Such was my moral dilemma this morning: I spent 15 minutes searching the web for a picture of William Shatner in that old Promise Margarine commercial he did after ST:TOS ended. And then I said to myself, “Maybe there’s more important things I should be doing right now…”
They’re doing a great job! Thanks Rimpy and Pike!
OMG! I am slow as molasses lately. It wasn’t until just NOW that I got the “Yoeman” joke. I was puzzled about the Yoeman Rand pic. Shame shame on me …
All along the GWC watchtowers the air was quiet. As the sun rose on a new day a small band of intrepid fighters convened to discuss the current state:
Chuck: Friends, Romans, GalaxyRanger, lend me your ears!
(Thotfullguy commences to tug at his own ear violently only to be stopped by a smack to the head by Keara)
Chuck: We are approaching hour 14 of the new defences and so far we have not had one spambot breach penetration!
GalaxyRanger: IYKWIM!
All: Huzzah!
Solai: Fellow Spambot Terminators, we must remain vigilant. The Spambots will not not rest until they have found a new way spam our boards with inappropriate content
'talos: Wait, how do we tell the difference between a Spambot and GalaxyRanger?
RMHPH: Yeah! Oh. Wait. <whistles softly to himself>
GalaxyRanger: You should talk 'talos…you are the top spammer <cough> poster in the forums now.
('talos and GalaxyRanger start wrestling on the floor. Lady D calmly pours jello on them and starts snickering)
Pike: The main threat right now are sleeper 'Bots. Those that joined our ranks prior to the improved defences going up. RonRimpyBadgerPrettyHair has done a tremendous job identifying many of these sleepers. The job is ongoing.
Solai: Right. We are working hard to cleanup registrations in the background. Keep your eyes open and your ears to the ground
Topgun: Literally?
(casilda smacks him in the head)
Chuck: Right. Dismissed.
Now there’s an image you don’t think about everyday.
Great post, though, Solai, I love it.
Well, maybe you don’t…
Oh. Wait. <whistles softly to myself>
Hil-Frakin-Larious!! Love it!
Can I take stand up now? It’s starting to rain and my other ear is filling up.
Great post Solai.
Great job, Solai. I particularly appreciate the order kept at our super-secret-status meeting.
It appears your plan worked perfectly Pike. Agents Apollymy and sp(L)atterson65 did great work in that search and destroy mission.
have you been reading my diary again?
salutes All in a days work, sir!