Rise of the Spambots

Can spammers be considered as an ethnic group?

Why not? They’ve already got an ethnic slur.

The latest spam promises “big ass porn,” but that’s ambiguous. Is it “big ass porn” as in “porn with actors who have big asses,” or “big-ass porn” as in “giant, copious amounts of porn,” or “big ass porn” as in “major butt porn”? I guess we’ll have to click to see. Damn, that’s how they get you…

I was missing the good ol’ days of when they were just trying to push drugs on us.

Once they write “big sorry barb porn”, you’ll know that they read the forum closely.

Really? Syntactic ambiguity is how they get you? It’s usually the picture of a naked woman that gets me!

(Great, my first post in the morning is about porn. This is gonna put me in dirty mindset all day. :eek:)

And is free a verb or an adjective? This guy’s gotta go.

Oohoo! That would be really funny! :smiley:

And you’re not usually? Then what are all those posts in the gutter? :wink:

Pike, my man, you’re over-thinking it! :smiley:

I totally with ya, man. Pornographers lacking in concise grammar really weaken the credibility of the whole profession.:eek:

I see I’m not fooling anyone. I shall return to the gutter now, to my natural habitat.

The ‘online pharmacy’ emails I get really annoy me. Mainly because I expect email from various legit pharmacies regulary. I have to make sure to check.

What? Meds being produced by the milk-jug full in a Winnebago somewhere in a Mexican desert by illiterate farmers not suitable for you ? Man, aren’t you the picky one.:smiley:

I don’t think those are the ‘meds’ he’s interested in…

didn’t we have a poster a while back named “weed smoker”? Whatever happened to that upstanding youth?

He has been strangely lethargic of late.

He left the forum looking for some ramen noodles and Sun chips. He never came back.

I’m fairly sure I could do a better job myself. I made some phenytoin once, but I’m sure that’s not the sort thing those illiterate farmers are trying to sell.

They seem to have started to attack the comics forum. I guess it’s a nice change of pace.

Yeah. I caught one in there last night/this morning. It’s starting to blend into one long day.