Puppies vs. Kittens

lets get it on… cause when these Mofo’s get together there’s gonna be pain.

kittens clawed fury

Puppies long toothed terror

this is tough… but i think i have to go with puppies…

what about “kitten licking puppies” v.s. “puppy licking kittens”

I’m allergic to both… but I really am not a dog person.

which means…

Kitties! woohoo!

Kittens have claws. Cute, tiny, adorable little claws.

Puppies don’t stand a chance against them.

I love my puppy but in a Deathmatch? Kitties, every time. They are cunning and evil. That’s right I said E-V-I-L. During the apocalypse, your dog would throw itself on a fire to save you and feed you. Your cat would lock you outside.

…and eat the dog.

I voted Puppies, because dogs are awesome. But I should have voted kitties, otherwise known as ‘satans spawn’. Blech. You know the movie Cujo was originally about a cat? Would have made much more sense.

Kittens!

Why?

Because the Alien series taught me that the only other “character” to survive more than one movie (other than Ripley) was Jonesy the cat. He also provided a useful early warning system (though usually unheeded) for imminent alien attack / chest bursting action.

Which brings me to the dog in Alien 3, he didn’t do very well did he?

Puppies—defeintely puppies…

Bunnies! Bunnies, it must be bunnies!!!

Oops, wrong thread :slight_smile:

Why?

Cos puppies have not got little scalpels on their feet that can tear flesh.

Oh. And Egyptians honoured kittehs as Gods. I’m not sure puppies have ever attained such reverence elsewhere. I respect ancient Egypt cos this is the civilisation that gave us beer so they know their stuff.

gaf.

Kittens are pussies.

so hard to argue…

well that’s just about the most spectacular response ever.

Actually the Sumerians had beer before the Egyptians.

there are puppy gods, especially in central/south-central Asia. Wolf are considered as ancestors to some of the cultures, one example is Mongolians. but i guess they didn’t pamper the puppies like Egyptians did with kittens.

Kittens, I personally have no use for felines, but kittens are NUTZ! They SPAZ OUT and attack your head for no apparent reason.

I’ve also heard they try to kill human babies in the night. :wink:

i had to wrap the kitten up in a sweatshirt (in fact the one i am wearing now) when we drove him home 3 or 4 years ago because he had done too good fo a job scarring my arms with his baby daggers.

kittens are beasts.

The only thing I can train a cat to do is be lazy, and I think it can do that on its own.

But you can train a dog to all kinds of cute stuff, like roll over, and fetch!

These kittens are hot!

Oooppps… maybe they are COUGARS!:smiley: