While it’s still officially sanctioned:
Furl the mainsail ya scurvy dogs from hell’s scuppers !
Argh ! Argh, Argh !
The pox on ye, you worm-eaten tars !
Argh.
Man the pumps, ye bastards !
Hard a’port !
Argh?
Mr Hooper, attach the end of that line to the first keg !
Foreground my (sorry Barb).
Eh, that’s because most of them were English.
Pirates got ships and tarzan swinging and blunderbusses and muskets and flintlocks and burning beards and what do ninja have? Lame swords and pajamas
HEAR HEAR!!
Ninjas are just mimes with a weapon.
…that you never see coming until it’s too late. And sometimes not even then. :rolleyes:
Pshaw. I always travel with a cadre of Rodeo Clowns.
It always comes back to death and murder for the ninja lovers doesn’t it?
Pirates have fun on the job. They would be much more pleasant to hang around with. Ninjas are like killer accountants.
That could be seen as redundant.
I see your Rodeo Clowns and raise you a squadron of Santa’s Elves.
Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot how pirates show such restraint when they attack other ships at sea.
Pirates have fun on the job. They would be much more pleasant to hang around with.
Especially if you enjoy rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Ninjas are like killer accountants.
I think we know who the real accountants are.
Just saying that there is pretty much nothing else that ninjas have, at all.
Especially if you enjoy rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Rum, ok. Sodomy, conjecture. The lash, well, that was pretty much the way it was with all navies at the time. Probably not in as wide spread use as in the Royal Navy though.
I think we know who the real accountants are.
Pirate fans, I think we have finally won. When the ninjavites resort to using Python as evidence of fact…
HUZZAH!!!
Is specialization really such a bad thing?
Rum, ok. Sodomy, conjecture.
Conjecture??? They even sing songs about it! “Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest”!!! 
The lash, well, that was pretty much the way it was with all navies at the time. Probably not in as wide spread use as in the Royal Navy though.
Even so, does that make them “much more pleasant to hang around with”?
Pirate fans, I think we have finally won. When the ninjavites resort to using Python as evidence of fact…
HUZZAH!!!
Heresy! Although what else should we expect from the piratocracy?