The mortal enemies of each other on the intertubes-Who wins? Who gets the booty (boo-tay?)
Remember: the 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day, so all responses should be in the form of an “Arrrrgh”
While I get waaaaayyy sick of pirates v. ninjas, I really love pirates. I will never stop loving pirates. It’s something about the romantic era when you could go escape to live on a ship and write your own social contract. And that contract could include looting and, when necessary, killing. A short but merry life. So appealing.
Pirates. 'Cause they don’t fart around with hand-to-hand. They gots guns!
What about Ninja pirate hookers?
What about 'em? You got any? Share !
Pirate hookers sound like a trap. I mean, how could they look for booty if they ARE booty? Sounds like a ninja plan…
Arrrrrrrrgh!
See that? Steve always knows what to say. Damn.
Maybe we should follow his example!
Naaaaahhh
pirates: noisy
ninjas: stealthy
ninjas win.
pirates do seem to have more fun. but also more scurvy. and really bad eggs. but more choice in fashions.
Anyone know any ninja songs? Didn’t think so…
They have them, they’re just very, very quiet.
scholars have stated that John Cage’s 4’33" is based on a traditional ninja folk song.
okay I made that up just now.
Didn’t say they didn’t have them. Do you know any? Not know OF any.
One…well maybe Two better!
I have never understood this duel. Pirates v. Ninjas? Drunken fopish Keith Richards impersonaters versus trained assasains who can move without sounds, hide in shadows are masters of all bladed weapons?
…seriously?
Oh sure, loads. Kind of hard to write them down, though.
OK, here’s one of my favorites:
That’s just the chorus, but you get the idea.
Yeah. Pirates have style…
The closest thing to a cool ninja was Snake-Eyes. I think we can make him an honorary pirate though.
Also, pirates are just out to have fun. Ninjas are just plain mean.
Nice. You know, I am thinking that I could dig a ninja musical.