<sprays coffee all over his monitor>
Ok…it is official…if I were to get a tattoo…it would be of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus.
That is frakkin’ sweet. For the meantime I will simply update my siggy.
I gotta go with pirates. They can live on the water and the land. They can fight with a sword and gun. They have cannons. And all this while completely wasted. In a drinking contest hands down the pirates have it.
Edit: Plus its a known fact that ninjas are afraid of water. Even more so than a 17th century Frenchmen
It seems Pirates are liked for their social exploits and attire. I ask Ninjas to talk to their PR department but they’d wipe them out.
In a fight, Ninjas win. They’d wait for the pirates to drink, have their way with the wenches, and pass out. Then the wenches would put on their ninja outfits and assassinate them. Pretty simple scenario, methinks.
Let’s analyze this situation here. First, pirates got drunk and uh…had liberties. They die in their sleep (which apparently is the way these ninjas like to fight, cowards). While the wenches killed them, they were still kinda, well, how do I say this, they were sorryBarb’d by the Pirates. So, in the end, the ninjas still kinda came out on the wrong end of the deal here.
How’d ya figure? They got action and finished the job. For me, that’s 2 Ws in the win column.
Well, frak. The forum ate my reply. Don’t really feel like typing it out again. Basically, I just reaffirmed the idea that ninjas stink and pirates rule. So, there!
I suspect a Ninja destroyed your post. Do not triffle with Ninjas!
I can’t believe we are even discussing this. Lets see if a simple analogy can solve this.
Pirate is to
a Ninja
as a Homeless person is to
a Navy Seal.
A 13 yr old Ninja can kill a 45 yr old Pirate is about 5 seconds.
After all, Pirate ships were the place that like minded individuals would go because they were shunned by the church. When you swing the other way you go where the “booty” is - IYKWIM.
They also say arrrrrgggh because of the rectal irritation and they wear the eye patch to hide the pink eye.
Ninja’s are not scared of water, Pirates are. Why do you think they need the ship? Ninja’s can walk on water.
Guns are irrelevant to ninjas. They are too bulky and awkward for them to carry, not to mention too slow and inaccurate. A Ninja could deflect or catch any bullet fired at them and that is if they let you see them, in which case you are already dead.
Seeing that Pirates are always drunk already, they would only need a few more drinks to pass out. A Ninja wouldn’t even get a buzz going before winning.
A Pirate taking a shot at a Ninja is like a 12 yr old girl tossing a football. It would take more skill to get hit by it than to avoid it.
Last but not least, here are some ninja songs.
Ok, I based my decision on what kind of life they would have. The Pirates seem to enjoy life more and their whole lifestyle is not based around murder. Sure, they might kill some folks along the way, but they are just out to have fun. Ninjas, not so much.
Pirates are kinda like rockstars.
Ninjas, murderous church ladies.
Have you ever heard of ‘talk like a ninja day?’ I think not, matey.
National Talk-like-a-ninja-day actually exist. Its date is kept a secret. It’s very possible there were thousands of ninjas all around you talking surreptitiously like a ninja with one another, except they were so fast, they were gone before you ever even noticed it.
So, pirates are more inclusive of other cultures and peoples.
Pirates like other cultures and peoples, in a sense that they see other cultures and peoples and they want to attack, steal, pillage and murder other cultures and peoples. They really love doing that.
Ninjas are far less intrusive. They mostly leave you alone. In fact, most of the time, you won’t even know they are there.
Pirates have better work/life balance.
Ahhhhh! Evil Chicken!!!
We should make it so that while you’re at exactly 666 posts you’re “Damian” instead of Alpaca, or something.
On the other hand, ninjas get better health insurance. I believe they get vision as well, though they certainly don’t need it. Pirates, on the other hand, don’t even get dental, though they clearly need it, desperately.
That would be pretty cool. And automatically change the avatar to a picture of a Chucky doll, perhaps?