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#1

This one is actually true. Well, at least, I think it is. I believe I have two stomachs. One that eats food and stuff and another just for dessert.

I’m not kiddin’. I could eat a whole Thanksgiving dinner. Shirt buttons poppin’. Pant clasp burstin’. Feeling like a stuffed Care Bear. Yet the second the dessert is placed on the table I am knee-deep in pumpkin pie, apple pie, apple crumb pie, etc. And let’s not forget, ICE CREAM. I mean that is the perfect thing to wash it all down.

So one Thanksgiving I began to wonder. Where the frak is all this food going? If I feel stuffed, how can I still eat? Gotta be another stomach. That’s my strange mutant power. Share yours.

#2

Well I have a Negative Metabolism. I eat a hamburger and my body actually creates another hamburger inside of me. But that just explains why i am a Lard SorryBarb

But My magical power is the unique ability to make keys revert to their blank state. I am a security expert that way. None shall have access to any door that is locked in my presence.

#3

I’m a portable heater. I have a high metabolism. Great for not gaining weight (when I was younger, it’s changing a bit now). But, I have the added side effect of fogging windows just by myself when I get into a car. Steam-like moisture and heat from slight physical exertion (when compared to most non-disabled people) precipitate from me according from other people.

#4

I can cause temporal displacement in any line.

Seriously, I get into a line and invariably someone pulls out a checkbook or breaks out their pennies or somesuch. The GF makes me wait in the car if we’re in a hurry.

#5

I do this as well. If my wife and I are going somewhere, her side is fine and mine is not, and ontdays like today, when I have a bad morning, that heat just radiates from me.

In winter it means I like the house 65 or so, but in summer I get hot much easier. I’m built for the cold.

(not real cold, like we get come January and February in Iowa, where you could die - I’m just not bothered by temps in the 35+ range)

#6

I block radio signals. Whenever I pass infront of a radio, whether at work or a store display the signal dissolves into static until i pass.

#7

well this one is true; i swear to god… my baby toe nails grow straight up and just my baby toe nails the rest perfectly normal…

#8

SO close to being Wolverine. SO close…

#9

I can tell you who that guy was in that movie.

#10

So, who was he?

#11

Stephen Tobolowsky, M. Emmet Walsh, or Clancy Brown. Hedgin’ my bets here. :wink:

#12

I think my mutant power might be the ability to make my bank account shrink in inverse relationship to my professional achievements. :eek:

#13

That’s not a power. That’s called being a member of a western industrialized nation.

#14

I think we all have this power.

#15

I can convert any matter into a grilled cheese sandwich.

#16

well i do live in the Canadian north

#17

Maybe you have the same Canadian mutation as Juan. Can you shoot maple leaves from your wrists?

#18

Could be a moose whisperer?

#19

My power is very simple, I never hit red lights. I drive along and my wife starts noticing, “You know, we haven’t hit any red lights…” I just smile. The thing is she has the opposite power, lights turn red as she approaches. When we are in the car together I can usually overpower her ability, but not always. We hit a red light, I simply look at her and Lil’ Solai from the backseat yells, “Mommy! C’mon!”

#20

I can name the other guy from Wham.