It is very hard to light a fire when I am near. When my friends grill, I have to go inside until the charcoal lights, and if a candle is being hard to light, I have to leave the room until it is lit.
I have this queer ability to come across as an abusive, authoritarian racist, usually within one sentence. So far this damned gift/curse has brought me nothing but hardship, but Im thinking of running for office. I think this ability will serve me well in the halls of power, or at least thats the impression I get from watching the news.
FOX News is accepting applications.
How could I have been so blind!? I think its kismet. Maybe after I get hired me and Sean Hannity can play golf on the weekends.
Hmmmm… perhaps you should change your forum name…
Maybe to fire-eatting-chicken!
If a song doesn’t have drums or a beat, I can tap out where the drum beat would be. Whether music from soundtracks or coming into the middle of a song I haven’t heard before while the drums are silent.
Might sound weak, but I’ve seen so many people who can’t get a beat or rhythm right to save their lives. d:
I can recite the cast of Space:1999…but I am not sure that is something I should be admitting to.