LotR: The Two Towers 12/6 @ 8 PM ET

Brad Dourif is teh OSSIM!

“Your orders mean nothing”

Except to the guys that are holding you down and kicking you in the (sorryBarb).

“Must be something in the water.”

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It’s in the lyrics.

“No one’s gonna save you now.”

impaled

That’s what they call movie coincidence.

This is a bad movie to eat dinner on.

With all of the death going on in Middle Earth, wouldn’t there be a red sun every morning?

Did you know about 98% of the riders are ladies?

Baker’s dozens of armed peeps riding horses. I ain’t lettin’ them know I wuz there.

Eomir is very cool.

It’s the long hair they needed? Or weight issues cuz of all the armour?

Whoa! Eomir whistles pretty good.

Wait what? They’ve got pretty intense beards and mustaches for ladies

Obviously, you haven’t been to New Zealand.

It’s because most of the people that could ride Horses in New Zealand were women, and they needed a lot of riders for many of the scenes. So stick on a beard, and use the few men who could ride for the closeups.

That scene of the hobbits running underneath the horse freaked me out first time. I don’t know why.

That’s wool, not hair.

“The tree is talking, Merry.”

I love the Treebeard reveal.

As everyone knows, John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) voiced Treebeard

crunch!

Lol.

Take a tour of Middle Earth with your guide, Smeagol Gollum.

See all the wonderful sights and take in the fine authentic cuisine.

Deathmatch: Gollum speak vs. Yoda speak.