LotR: The Two Towers 12/6 @ 8 PM ET

“Now that I see him. I do pity him.”

Me too. Gollum is wretched.

Depends on what you mean, I always thought the phrase “Mr. Frodo” to be particularly obscene.

All Elijah. First time I saw him was ‘North’, shocking eyes.

The cuss words we know weren’t invented during Middle Earth.

I noticed that last movie. Borimir and Aragorn were fixing to curse once or twice.

Need Hobbits on a journey like this, they keep very good spirits.

I was thinking more Merry or Pippin. Like when they hulk out and attack the troll or the Uruk Hai " MOTHER FRAKKERS!!!"

“Like what we done with the place?”

Ghimli is a regular Usain Bolt on the short distances.

Well yeah, he’s got improved charge

“The union of the Two Towers.”

I hardly think Sauron is a good sharer. Saruman is a fool. Industrial age symbolism here.

Now that’s obscene, bringing down all those beautiful trees.

Are there no dentists in Middle Earth?

At first I thot he was Klingon, slicing his hand like that.

I wonder if Saruman would have challenged Sauron if they ended up winning

Aw man! I didn’t need the crying kiddies to add to the tension. Those scenes break my heart.

McCoy!!

not really

Bones is a p.cool dude, wish he got more screen time. Wish all the Rohan dudes got more screen time.

I wondered that also. Sauron is so focused on the Ring. No doubt he would have so many resources on that quest, he would be easily invaded.

They need the money for the fires. Their dental plans suck.