LotR: The Return of the King 12/13 @ 8 PM ET

“Rohan will answer. Bitches!”

Hoo-Rah!

And a super fast way to do it medieval times.

Also notice how Merry and Pippin become soldiers of the two main human factions

EowynSnorflt!

“Muster the Rohirrim!” I just got chills :slight_smile:

What’s with hobbits offering themselves to kings?

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!

Seriously if I ever hear Let’s do this, that’s what immediately comes to mind.

Be neat if they had different beacons for different messages. One means, “Hey, I’m bored. What are you guys doing?”

“You shall be Meriadoc, Cannon Fodder of Rohan.”

Merry can’t get his horse going. I never caught that before.

cynic!! :stuck_out_tongue:

You know it’s getting dangerous when the music goes all Carmina Burana.

trying to think how they could have made the orcs more repulsive. coming up empty

GET UM GHANDALF Screw the witch king and his orc losers

Cannon Fodder usually works better when it’s larger, and, say, wearing a bright red shirt.

In the last film, we the Ents take out Saruman. Now the Nazgul attack Faramir with the same vigor.

meet pigface, the elephant man of orcdom

Just saw the movie ‘Eragorn’ about a dragon rider. There were these nasty things after the main character that were pretty hideous.

I once argued that a Marine Expeditionary Unit could beat Sauron’s army if they were at Minas Tirith. True/false?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Expeditionary_Unit#Attributes btw for what an MEU consists of.

Aww, I love this little tiny moment of hope when Pippin and Gandalf hear about Frodo from Faramir.

He’s got a nice personality, though.