LotR: The Return of the King 12/13 @ 8 PM ET

Ho eeeh oh! Wooooh oh!

OMG where’s Toto?

I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little Sam, too!

Oh Ree Oh Ohhhh Ohhhh!

They’re into Mordor do they really need a guide at this point? Hells no. Sam shoulda shanked him rgiht there

Deathmatch:

Witch King or Wicked Witch of the West?

(I just got done re-reading Wicked.)

hmmmmm, differences in interpretation. I wonder what the scholars will have to say about it?

Heh, no wonder Sam would follow him everywhere…

IMDB quotes?

Hell, the Wicked Witches pimple would kick Mr. Of Angmar’s sorrybarb.

I don’t think they’re quite there yet. They still have to cross the mountains, which they’re working on now.

Get um faramit! LIGHT EM UP!

oh, gods! now imagining Sam singing Debbie Gibson on karaoke night at the Green Dragon: “I get lost in your eyes…”

Orcs just look like they smell bad. They shoulda smelled them coming. Was the wind blowing the other way or something?

That look-out has some slow reaction time. And weak armor.

I didn’t know spider-man was a hobbit

This is one of my favorite parts, the lighting of the beacons.

My job here is done.

First, just let me say Dragon Age: Origins had a better plot for lighting a tower. d:

Mine as well. Kind of epic. What an awesome way to send a msg!

Beacons. The Twitter of Middle-Earth.

ThedonKing
@Gondor: Muster the Rohirim!

“And Rohan will answer…”

Let’s do this!!