Does uh…Walter, think his name is Noble? Ever play a role where he’s like together in the brain?
Eff you Denethor.
Don’t you mean “Elf you Denethor?”
Waiting for Denethor to take that jump. Cannot come soon enough.
so say we all
Denethor is mad. It’s that simple. Stewardship over the place neighboring Mordor is not a great gig to have.
Uh oh, now he’s gonna make a door to an alternate universe and steal that version’s boromir.
You owe me a new computer screen cause I just spit all over it
Gollum falls up the stairs, Gollum falls down the stairs…
“Slay them all.”
Operative 66.
How does living on a farm in the Shire prepare Hobbits to become great free climbers?
all the responsibility, none of the perqs 
Uh, so you were trying to spit on me? Now that’s just rude.
Bitten by a radioactive spider
Gandalf. The wizard. The myth. The breakfast cereal.
Technically, it’s a staircase. It’s just, you know, completely vertical. :rolleyes:
One word. Pipeweed.
Now Pippin’s talking to himself.
Don’t do it Faramir. He’s a jerkface.
HOW CAN YOU ANSWER THAT IN THE AFFIRMATIVE AS A FATHER
What a frakkin arsehole
Lots of trees.