“Until my lord release me, or take a dive off the top of the city.”
Billy Boyd: LINE!
Faramir should have pulled an Eomer at that point, I would have. “Screw you, screw your crappy plans, me and my homies are getting out of here and if you’re lucky we’ll come bac when you need us most”
Also that’s an extremely perilous place to sleep. I’d be dead right now cause I roll over a lot.
Talk about gross. Denethor eating. Yuck!!
good for looking in girlhobbit windows or hiding from work 
Frakking heartbreaking. Ouch. Die already.
giggle
gollum
Indeed. It’s like someone blacked out all the good choices on his Choose Your Own Adventure book.
So Denethor and Faramir are verbally jousting, and meanwhile Gandalf is curious how the race of Men might survive the upcoming attack.
Frodo is such a moron. Dude needs his head knocked by a pot. So does Gollum. You know what. Like. Everyone but Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, and Ghandalf. Pretty much
What happened to Sam’s rope? Did he lose it earlier?
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“It’s always dark here.” Sounds like St. Louis just a few days before Winter Solstice. Frakking sun’s only up for like, six hours, I swear.
Gollum should just admit he’s going bald and stop cultivating the comb-over strands
Bwah-hahaaa!!
“hey guyz we’re about to be in a giant siege, let’s just send out all our ranged fighters and a good chunk of our melee dudes for no reason. To try and take back something that’s not even necessary for the battle plan. Great plan”
Seriously Faramir should have taken them like towards Rohan and met up with the Rohirrim.
That’s what I did. Oddly, now my Gollum impression is all the more convincing.
Frodo feels connected to Gollum. They are both ring-bearers. He feels that Sam couldn’t possibly understand. Besides, Frodo is really starting to feel the effects especially being so close to its master.
“Go home.”
After all the nights we cuddled together for warmth!?
Seeing a legion of your cavalry all die isn’t gonna hurt morale, noooooo never. How can that happen.
Jesus. Aragorn should have went with Ghandalf, bitch smacked Denethor off the thrown, THEN went to get the army of dead
Frodo’s a D-Bag :mad:
I’m just kidding!!!
Well yeeeeeeeeah, but still.