Life is teh suck today because (a.ka. the official B_tch & Moan thread)

Actually, that would be the best. I would love it as long as I had lots and lots of fancy-pants sunblock. I’d be a modern-day Mary Read.

OK, that’s two…

I was hoping for something big enough to support mangroves and craaap.

We’ll gain traction soon, Pike. Plus, once we’re out there, swashbuckling around, people will be jealous and want to join in the fun. One question, though: which of the seven seas should we haunt?

Wherever the winds take our sunbaked, mangrove-stuffed, selves.

Oh, I did mention the evangelical implants, didn’t I? The Nam-Shub is your friend…

XO is sick (cold + fever).
Kid is sick (fever + cold).
Other kid is resentful that youger sick kid gets to stay home.
Me is sick of winter.
And no one believes me that the reason I’m immune from illness is that upcoming new BSG content keeps my metabolism at a level that scares off viruses. Could be. Just sayin…

See, 2006 was an AWESOME year for me. 2007 was good too until the end and 2008 sucked hot death. So I’m hoping that 2009 bucks the trend. And let me tell you, optimism is hard for me to do. But things will get better. There’s no ill that lasts a hundred years. Right? Right?

Gorram it! So much for optimism. Sorry to hear, madamruppy. :frowning:

I vote for pooling what little money we all have together and buying an abandoned missile silo in the midwest. There’s just something appropriately geeky about living in a silo.

Or we could get a van and go from town to town solving cooky crimes with our great Dane.

I call dibs on Daphnee.

All yours.

Thelma was always hotter anyway.

OMG yes. Thelma all the way.

I’ll be in my van.

:smiley:

Gorram it, I like Thelma too. This is gonna be weird. (Perhaps it’s time to move this conversation to the gutter?) :wink:

Armando, here’s a link because I KNOW you’re much too good a man to be caught dead in the Twitter thread. http://forum.galacticwatercooler.com/showpost.php?p=123609&postcount=156

If the Mystery Machine is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

What?? You twit.

I got my stereo back!! For the rest of the story, read the Cool Craaaaaaap Thread.

And yeah, I’m totally in for a roving band of GWC Pirates/Amateur Detectives. That’s five different kinds of awesome, at least, all in one vehicle.

Those silos are pretty damn sweet - and frakking huge. I’ve wanted one for a long time. I would also like to live in an opal mine in Coober Pedy Australia. In the meantime I can offer my portion of the 6 acre family land to start a commune on.

My hubby would happily get in line behind you for Thelma.

How about an entire missile base (mp3 link)? To read about it first, visit here and scroll down to “A Missile Base Called Home.” It’s a PRI/Studio 360 segment.

ps. Nothing wrong with Thelma, but make mine Daphnee in this case.

There’s plenty of empty missile silos here in SD - come on up and freeze your sorry-Barb off!