I think a Zombie car would crave engines.
I just hope that means she won’t have the urge to take over and hit other cars trying to eat their engines brains…ie computer i guess
3 words: Intestinal illness hell. 
Here in New England lately everything is TERRIBLE!!! All the leaves have inconsitent color patterns!!! There’s no order!! Some are yellow!! Some are red! Some are orange!! Some are brown, some are greeen!!! Some are even orangy-pinkish-red!!!
It is CHAOS!! A complete breakdown in the natural order!!!
WARNING: The pictures below are very graphic and have a disturbing variety of colors.
If I wasn’t in so much discomfort I’d come up there and personally kick your [sorrybarb]! In our household that’s what we call taunting and it’s a serious violation!
Hey, I ain’t crazy. There’s no way I’d taunt you when you’re feeling healthy. I try to wait until you’re at your weakest. I know you could totally kick my (sorryBarb) otherwise.
Seriously though, sorry your not feeling well 
Yeah, it gets worse…my five-year-old high-maintenance daughter is home all day today. It’s her one day off school during the week AND I agreed to watch a friend’s two children–ages 5 & 8 later today. I’m boned. And not in the good way. I have a feeling the house is going to look like a tornado blew through and all rules about jumping on furniture and TV watching are going right out the window today.
Yeah, we have similar laws in this house about not-watching-TV-all -day.
But there are certain exceptions–like when you’re sick.
I think under the circumstances, TV will be your friend today Keara.
Is there a rule that 5 year old girls are high maintenance?!
My niece, who is 9 and STILL high maintenance, told her mother when she was 5, “Mom, you could be a princess too, if you had golden hair!” All seetness & light while petting her mother’s hair. Still one of the funniest things I’ve seen her do.
Girls typically go through a high maintenance period that begins at age 4 and goes to at least age 41 (now it’s time for me to duck…:eek:)
Then TFG…when do the boys stop crying over goofy things?
I’m afraid that’s not gonna stop. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy more tissues—my tears are coming back again.
(The Red Sox lost ya know? :(:( )
After revleftion I realized that question comes off more harsh than I intended…I meant silly not stupid. My 7 year old nephew I swear has a faucet attached!
To be honest, as the father of two girls, I have no useful knowledge to impart about boys and their crying habits.
Well…you don’t have to cry about it TFG!
hands you a tissue
Didn’t you know…?
Heh. I have a friend who’s a bartender and he has a pitbull that’s the sweetest dog ever. A couple days ago, he (the dog) was whining because he couldn’t leave the bar to play with the dogs outside, and we started joking that he was the world’s only Emo pitbull. Naturally, I played “Boys Don’t Cry” on the jukebox. Weird part is, the dogs’ whining worked really well with the song. I may have to put out an “Emo Pitbull Remix.”
Pike. AKA Timbaland
He should hang with my emo Boxer, Marty sometime. Marty whines at the weirdest times. Certain voices on the answering machine will make him absolutely howl. It cracks us up.
Two things
1st: I love the Cure. I saw 'em Live once. Disintegration is my fav Cure album.
2nd: What an intense and well-done movie that was. Disturbing, but great.