Life is teh suck today because (a.ka. the official B_tch & Moan thread)

Yeah, yeah. Problem is, no one gets paid for recordings anymore. Something about how the internet ruined the record industry or something…

Tell the guest composer to stuff the late changes! Remind him/her that this show is all about you…not them :smiley: Seriously…best of luck with the concert!

Funny thing, that: I emailed a mutual friend of the composer’s who brought him to the school she was at last year. Her advice was basically to not put anything on the schedule. “Make him feel like he has nothing to do,” she says, and then he’ll do anything we want him to.

So, yeah, major international composer lap dances for all. BOO YA!

(Or “oh so wrong,” depending on your point of view.)

So I finished work and was heading down the motorway when the temp guage came on and practically told me to pull over and switch off engine as it was overheating. That was at 5:45ish, I’ve now had to leave car at garage and I didn’t get in until 10:15pm

I sense an expensive car bill

making a frickin excel spreadsheet for work on a frickin saturday night and i fricking hate frickin EXCEL.

ps anyone know how i can get rid of the frickin error message; i keep getting in the fields when you divide by 0. fricken #div/0 error

thank you microsoft i know you cant divide by zero but you know what the field will have a number in it when the time comes…

if I see the man who made this software in the next three hours; I will kill a B!tch

You could always “hide” the div/o message by making the text in that box white (or whatever colour your spreadsheet background is).

The formula you have created will remain intact and when you have a number other than 0 to enter just change the text in the div/0 cell back to black again.

An excel pro user will probably scoff at this suggestion but it works for me…

gaf

found the fix honestly microsoft =Iferror(b3/f4,“NA”) really im typing command line codes now… but lets look positivly; one problem now onto the embeding charts… and to think the guy who invented this piece of dren is millionare many times over…

sorry not meaning to bich this much, but if theres two thing i hate in this world its exel and shoe shopping and my shoes are fine.

I felt old and worn out today at session one for half marathon training. I was the oldest mom and lagged behind everyone else, but I did complete the 3 miles. Half Marathon- what was I thinking?

Better’n what I could do…I can’t run for anything…

You completed it…that’s an accomplishment

I have a bad tooth that has required me to take vicodan this week for the pain which is the worst i have ever felt. On the lighter side the dentist is pulling it out on Tuesday

That’s Awesome Dawn!! I’ve been thinking about running another ‘half’ recently. The first one in our town each year in Feb is called “the first half”. I went to register last week, and all the spots were gone by noon on the day they started taking reservations. There had been a big warning on the site telling people that it sold out in 3.5 hrs last year, so my own damn fault I guess. Still gonna try for the distance I think - last time I ran one was in the mid-90’s.

Love to track / compare notes on the fitness thread :slight_smile:

“Complete the Half” I hope.

Go on, show 'em.

There is no Chuck tonight. :mad:

I just figured that out too, but I couldn’t watch it anyway because I have lacrosse duty tonight for BrettAZ’s stupid 8:40 pm game. I hate that HS sports go late.

Thanks for all the half marathon support. Tomorrow I have to do the same thing again, but on my own. Frak me.

That’s the start time? On a school night? The frak?

Yep- it’s fall ball and they three games- 6:20, 7:30 & 8:40. Last week we had a double header.

Another lacrosse Bitch & Moan. The assistant coach told BrettAZ last night, “Oh yeah, you’re on varsity.” So now Brett is all excited. There is a HUGE difference between what coaches say (even with good intentions) and what they do. He’s a freshman and should be on JV playing, not standing on the sidelines for Varsity, which is what will likely happen. He’s good, but I feel like coach shouldn’t have said anything. Official try outs are over a month away!

Ok, here’s a weird bitch & moan. Listening to “Fever” by Bullet for my Valentine this morning, and every time they sing the word Fever, I hear Beiber… and I have it stuck in my head that way!

Damn you Justin Beiber, you’ve ruined my song!!

//youtu.be/JsMOHaMHzQs&feature=fvst

edit: cussing below, avoid eyes if offended!!

3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm in the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head in the world!

last one says: ive got the smallest_ dick in the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World? Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head_ in the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

the cigarette smoke smell leakage from whichever neighbor wants to kill us all with cancer has returned with a vengeance. I can’t breathe in my bathroom in the mornings, and currently my living room smells a bit like a bar. Ugh.

By now you’re a week further into your training (man, I can’t believe a week’s gone by without my coming 'round to say hi. :frowning: ). I hope you’re kicking (sorryBarb) and taking names. Fight 'em until you can’t!