Let us now commence the traditional eating of the shorts.
OK, I was fine up to that point, but now you’ve lost me. 
All of them? That’s going to take some time. 
Literal LOL 
Nope. Not Tappy (in this case, I would have been Tappy anyway). The composer is Frederic Rzewski, who first came to prominence in the late 1960=s-early 1970’s for politically themed pieces and fiendishly challenging piano music (he’s a pianist himself). He’s a bit of a curmudgeon and difficult to get along with
…and apparently doesn’t follow parking regulations as well…
Preferez vous que nous parlons en francais?
Aut in Latinum? :rolleyes:
Online translators can be good sources of humor. And nonsequiturs.
I was just noting that I take a quarter point off for every misused or missing accent in my student’s work. But I’m too lazy to change the keyboard settings so unless I’m in a word processing program, no accents for me.
Not to mention figuring out who is really Spanish 
You all can’t imagine how many times I’ve started a post in Spanish and had to switch it back to English… that’s what I get for multitasking in different languages.
Si vous savez ce que je veux dire!
(Is that actually right? Mon Français je parlez vous comme le craaaap. :rolleyes:)
Normally, I just reach into the aquarium and grab me a babelfish like everyone does… but unfortunately I can’t use one, due to the fact that I am my own grandfather. Yes, I did do the nasty in the pasty… and this past nastification causes my brain waves to be incompatible with bablefish.
Are you telling us that for no raisin?
My hovercraft is full of eels?
I was just noting that I take a quarter point off for every misused or missing accent in my student’s work. But I’m too lazy to change the keyboard settings so unless I’m in a word processing program, no accents for me.
I wasn’t sure of the accents, so I just googled the phrases and then cut & paste.
Not to mention figuring out who is really Spanish
People who live in Spain, of course. 
You all can’t imagine how many times I’ve started a post in Spanish and had to switch it back to English… that’s what I get for multitasking in different languages.
bah. Throw caution to the wind and make 'em work for it. I took five years of Spanish, but I’ve forgotten almost all of it due to lack of use. In fact, I’ve probably used it more in this thread than I have IRL for the last 10 years. It’s good to know that some of it’s still in there, though.
SVSCQJVD? The acronoyms are much more clumsy.
Tom Sawyer, you tricked me! This is much more multi-lingual than previously indicated.
Nope. Not Tappy (in this case, I would have been Tappy anyway). The composer is Frederic Rzewski, who first came to prominence in the late 1960=s-early 1970’s for politically themed pieces and fiendishly challenging piano music (he’s a pianist himself). He’s a bit of a curmudgeon and difficult to get along with
…and apparently doesn’t follow parking regulations as well…
No, that was someone else. Rzewski lives in Belgium.
My hovercraft is full of eels?
My nipples explode with delight!
I don’t know. I think it’s catchy.
Tom Sawyer, you tricked me! This is much more multi-lingual than previously indicated.
You fools! Our linguistic system is playing right into their hands!
Such language! (Sorry Barb)
See what happens when I try to pay attention before noon? :o
My nipples explode with delight!
It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant!
No, no. You said “My hovercraft is full of eels.” I just followed with one of the next lines. Sheesh!
Hand over your geek card to the proper authorities.
Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait till lunchtime
Armando, you must do your best to make Fri night’s frak party
I suppose we could drop si vous… making it six letters. It rolls off the tongue much easier, SCQJVD!
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My installer is now 2 1/2 hours late!!
Installer of what?
You’re not going by the Installer Handbook, are you. 2 1/2 hours late is actually 4 hours early. It’s on page 11. Best of luck, tho !!
Life is teh suck today because it’s our 1-year-anniversary and I’m almost three hours away from my beloved sweetheart.
Life is teh suck almost every day these days because I absolutely HATE this whole long-distance relationship thing. I go to school in the mornings, I feel like a zombie all day long because it just hurts so much, I come home in the afternoon and all I can think about is her and how far I’m away from her!
Man - you got it bad. Give in, propose, and get it over with.