Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang Surprise Frak

that gnome table would be a great new home for my gnome garden

You have nooooooooo idea

OMG! The dog just took his finger!

Fucking dog

What show or movie is that dog from. Like K9 cop or something?

I feel so bad for Harry when he’s getting the grammar smackdown. Cause I’ve been there. Often.

A boner is pretty knightly. It’s like a lance

why do girls do this? And why do girls and guys both fall for it? Never good.

harry, shut the fuck up

Harry can’t even win when she IN HIS BED

I must be stupid, I’ve never done that…maybe I should have

Cause girls are evil/don’t know what they want/etc

Also MAD PROPS to Harry for kicking her ass out.

Also guys fall for it cause shit it might work out =P

not fucking her was the right choice. the best friend was the wrong reason.

Good for him

I’ve never been happier a movie didn’t show a ladies ass than right this very second

OH! Harry is good at pistol whipping!

You are way ahead! how did that happen?

Doesn’t that suck? I just hit you for no reason I don’t even know why!

OH MY GODS HARRY! You DUMBASS!

I do not know! I started when you did