Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang Surprise Frak

lol Good cop, Bad cop line kills me

Picture a bullet inside your head.
Fuck you that’s ambigious

That’s like an 8% chance. Yeah. WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH!?

first time I saw this I was both recently out and with my mom. And Gay Perry’s self-appellation of “fag” throughout really bothered me. Not so much now.

WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH!?

You. Stop multiplying!

One of my favorite lines in the entire movie coming up and it’s COMPLETELY un-referential

seeing the genital torture led S to quote the other movie we watched tonight: “It’s like a meat ballet!”

at first I was afraid I was petrified…

so good. yes, yes.

YEAH!

Best delivered line

Love this movie so much!!!

Love this heroic music. Go get em Harold!

what’s his body count?

LOL! “Fag Hag” wtf?

5 I believe? Such a fucking badass
“No.”

…“There. Finished”

wait, have you not heard this term?

There…All done…Finished.

Abe Lincoln coming back. Fucking slays me.

OK I love Perry!

Yes, not in reference to a guy though