Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang Surprise Frak

S’s dad has a finger that was partially cut off and the way it was sewn back on makes it point in the wrong direction. It’s disturbing.

I love these guys!

Oh my god I completely forgot about this scene coming up. Oh shit. I wouldn’t stop until I got like 2 more demerol!

That is the saddest christmas party ever

line about the East Coast is funny but wrong. It’s like all the interesting people hung on.

“My uncle put his ping ping in my pahpah”

Everyone who hates Harry here raise their hands!

“See that? Obedient little bitches too! /dodge”

It’s like the took America by the east coast and shook it and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

somehow the foreleg hair is the more disturbing part of her look

Disturbing? I’m totally on board with Reindeer chick

“Ike Mike and Mustard”
The fuck does that mean?
“I’m with him that’s pretty fucking obscure”

Fuck you, Mr. Mustard

a) hooves
b) that foreleg hair!!!

If i give you the keys can you drive yourself to the hospital??? Lol. No.

/head tilt really. You’re gonna disagree with me on hair?

Dropped guns don’t go off!

The girl with the purple hair. Don’t care what color it is anything other than blonde or brown and I’m fully on board. Just dayum.

I love how everyone has a fucking gun

til she’s got the mouthful of blood, yeah. Totally cute.

Oh god I forgot about this scene. Fucking dog.

You just had to bring her up as an almost corpse didn’t ya.

Whoa! Harry has had ENOUGH!