Yo’ mama is so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles*.
Told you it was a trap.
This “yo mama” joke brought to you by Admiral Akbar cereal and Robot Chicken
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If you’re really offended, then this joke refers to somebody else’s mother, not yours.
I don’t know about you, but I thought “yo mama’s so stupid she thought light saber has fewer calories” was pretty good. A little rough on delivery, but pretty solid concept.
Some Matrix style Dozens:
Yo mama’s so fat her residual self image is wider than it is tall.
Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 6 months in the Matrix to learn her ABC’s. 
Funny!
Yo mama’s so fat, she went into the Matrix and got stuck.
Oh no you didn’t!
Yo Matrix is so lame, everything tastes like chicken.
Yo Matrix is so lame, you code in BASIC.
Yo Matrix is so lame, your persona is Urkel.
Yo Matrix is so lame, the Oracle made you bran muffins.
Yo mama’s so fat, the machines call her “D-cell battery”.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was given a choice between blue cake and red cake. (She ate both.)
Yo mama’s so fat that she bounces off concrete without the Jump program.
Yo mama’s overbite is so nasty she doesn’t need the matrix to bend spoons.
Frakkintalos, now you’re just becoming a bad influence !!
Yo mama’s so hairy, C3PO keeps jumping on her back.
Yo mama’s so ugly, I heard her say “It’s a trap!”
Yo Matrix is so lame, the font is beige !
Yo Matrix is so lame, the Smiths are Brittney Spears !
Yo Matrix is so dumb, it heard ‘code’ and turned up the heat !
Your Matrix is so old, the code’s written in charcoal !
Yo mama’s so drunk she can’t remember the night you were conceived and blamed it on Midichloreans.
Yo mama’s so stupid that her last words were, as she looked down the hilt of your lightsaber, what a pretty li…g…h…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :eek:
:eek: Oh, that is just so wrong. Poor Shmi. Ok, Uchiha-san, you win… this time!
I want T-Shirts
Yo mama’s so ugly even Lando wouldn’t even touch her with a twelve foot Bantha stick
Yo mama’s so fat Jabba tells her to put down the cake
Yo mama’s so ugly Han Solo mistook her for a Tauntaun and sliced her open to keep warm
…ok, I’m not very good at this…
Oh, you’re doing just fine, keep it up!
Arigato Gozaimasu!
Yo mama’s so ugly I swear she was from Omicron Persei 9 rather than Omicron Persei 7.
Yo mama’s such a stupid whore (sorry barb) she sold herself to Jaba as a slave girl for a shiny nickel.
Oh, now it’s just getting personal.