Ops, maybe I’ll rephrase.
Someone’s mama’s so ugly I swear she was from Omicron Persei 9 rather than Omicron Persei 7.
Frak, someone has the name someone? Don’t tell someone I said something like this about someone who could be their mother. :rolleyes:
What’ll really bake your noodle is when you realize that someone is someon’s mother.
How exactly did someone become someone’s mother? Are those two someones the same someones? Are either of them OUR someone? Did she do the nasty in the pasty? Our someone is a she? Will my headache ever cease?
Consider my noodles casserolled.
Just so that you know, women of Omicron Persei 8 are beautiful, caring, sensitive, man-eating creatures. We are rightly proud of them. 
Yo mama’s so bald that every time she cooked noodles you would end up with a hairball in your throat.
What, what, I keed, I keed! 
You’re not kiddin’
yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the Imperial Star Destroyer, she really sits around the Imperial Star Destroyer!
yo mama’s so fat, they threw the Sarlacc to her!
Damn. I was trying to figure a Sarlacc reference, but that just takes the cake.
Your momma is so fat, that when we run around her we end up in the sixties.
sigh I am so bad at this…
Keep trying Pike! You can’t be any worse than me.
Yo’ mama is so fat Jabba the Hutt told her to step away from the cake.
yo mama’s so fat, they threw the Sarlacc to her!
Best one yet.
mama so stupid, yo is, thought darkside meant inside of Jabba’s crack she did.
I got nothing else…
Your momma’s so nasty the Tusken Raiders took a pass.
Your momma’s so fat she’s listed as a singularity on the Imperial charts.
Your momma’s so old Yoda’s dad took her to the prom.
Hah!
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yo mama’s so ugly, the Rancor said “oh my god, what is that hideous thing?!”
yo mama’s so dumb, she thought Skywalker Ranch was a salad dressing!
yo mama’s so ugly, Greedo shot first!
yo mama’s so dumb, she thought Ewoks were for stir-fry!
yo mama’s so ugly Salacious Crumb kicked her out of bed!
yo mama’s so Sean, she thought Mon Calamari were fried squid!
BSG-age:
yo mama’s such a drunk, Starbuck and Tigh told her to slow down!
yo mama’s so ugly that when he saw her, Tigh pulled out his other eye!
and a little Marvel-ness:
yo mama’s so fat, she ate Galactus!
damn, n0tal0ser comes out of nowhere to take a commanding lead! This race just getting hot, folks! Place your bets!
Your momma’s so ugly, Greedo couldn’t shoot at all.
Your momma so ugly, Vader makes her wear the mask.
OMG ! Imho, FTW !!
Very, very nice FBC !!
yo mama’s so dumb, she thought Skywalker Ranch was a salad dressing!
LMAO good one.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought AT-AT was a telephone service.
Yo mama’s so skeevy, she makes Cavil squirm.