I like my men/women like I like my... [NSFW]

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#1

I like my women like I like my tea: hot, loose, full bodied, green, and not too bitter.

(I know that is SFW, but this thread may become NSFW. I have faith.)

#2

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and full of booze.

#3

full of liquor and steak, IYKWIM

(Did I really say that? No I didn’t–not really. At least I didn’t put it on the inter–oh CRAAAP!)

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#6

I like my men like I like my steak: lightly seasoned and pink in the middle.

I like my men like I like my pizza: with Italian sausage and mushroom.

I like my men like I like my margaritas: on the rocks, with salt on the rim.

I like my men like I like my chicken: white meat or dark meat, it’s all good. :stuck_out_tongue:

#7

I like my women bent over the couch in green and white knee socks watching Muppet babies;

thats not weird; right? :wink:

#8

I think we have a winner.

#9

I like my women like I like my computers, fast, quiet, easy to open and load, and virus free!:smiley:

#10

I like my women like I like my coffee - Cold and bitter. (Wait, did I say that out loud?)

#11

I can always count on you guys to make me laugh. :slight_smile:

#12

Bwaahhhhhhhh! :smiley:

I like my women like I like my dictators, loose on the morals and always willing to dominate me.

I like my women like I like my iPhone. Slim, lightweight, stylish, curvy, plays games, responds to multi-touch and has volume control. :stuck_out_tongue:

#13

I like my women like I like my coffee, named after characters from Battlestar Galactica

I like my women like I like my coffee … a little nutty but goes down easy

I like my women like I like my scotch, eighteen years old and stored in the basement

I like my women like I like my coffee, waiting for me in the kitchen until I go get me some.

I also like my women like I like my scotch… 18 years old and mixed up with coke

#14

I love this one.:smiley:

#15

be careful, these are kinda rough:

I like my women like I like my TV … Big and turned on.

I like my women like I like my algebra … easy and high school level.

I like my women like I like my scotch … 12 years old and locked in a cabinet.

I like my women like I like my coffee … ground up and in the freezer.

#16

:eek::eek::eek:

#17

I like my women like I Like my Coffee, plucked from a field , then shipped into the country in a burlap sack.

#18

I like my women like I like my beer… with another one

#19

Sorry, I edited it after you quoted and added another one.

I like my women like I like my TV … Big and turned on.

I like my women like I like my algebra … easy and high school level.

I like my women like I like my scotch … 12 years old and locked in a cabinet.

I like my women like I like my coffee … ground up and in the freezer.

#20

:eek: I think I could have gone my whole life without reading that one. Couldn’t resist clicking on this thread though!