I like my men/women like I like my... [NSFW]

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#21

Nice!! LOL

#22

I like my women, like I like my coffee, hot and frothy.

#23

I like the “TV” one myself, lol. … Big and turned on. lol

#24

I like my women like I my coffee: large, despite whatever Starbucks insists on calling them. :rolleyes:

#25

yeah i gotta say i’m pretty proud of that post; almost as much as the who’s the hottest golden girl thread.

#26

I like my women the way I like my %NOUN%, %UNEXPECTED_CONGRUENCY%.

#27

I like my women like I like my pizza- hot and ready at my doorstep thirty minutes after I call.

#28

I like my women like I like my M&M’s, melting in my mouth not in my hand.

I like my women like I like my chicken, finger lickin’ good.

I like my women like I like my fast food, with a dollar menu.

#29

I like my men like I like my mattress: firm to hard and free of mites.

I like my women like I like my Happy Meals: covered in colorful drawings and puzzles, with a plastic toy in the box. :rolleyes:

I like my women like I like my pizza: baked in a hot oven and cut into manageable pieces. :eek:

#30

I like my women like I like my hats, on top of my head. :smiley:

I like my women like I like my buffets, all you can eat. :stuck_out_tongue:

#31

Wow - these are starting to get kind of… :eek:

#32

I like my women like I like my spiders, sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. :smiley:

:o I am sooo sorry but it was too good to resist. Consider the ekkness level lowered. :slight_smile:

#33

Queen or Kings size?:smiley:

OY VEY! Is the toy with or without batteries?:smiley:

#34

LOL - left myself wide open for that one…:rolleyes:

#35

I do not like my women like my Tauntauns… “And I thought she smelled bad …on the outside!”:eek:

#36

Bwahahahaha!

It’s impossible for us to be ready in 30 minutes.

#37

I likes my women like I likes my stamps - lick 'em, stick 'em, and send them on their way!

…sorry, had too much suigar

#38

I like my men like I like my video games, hard and always around when I get bored.

#39

:eek:
Im not sure what this says about me that this was the only one that got my attention lol.

#40

I like my women like I like my kettle. Makes me coffee and whistles when she’s hot.