Howl with Laughter (SFW)

Omra · September 7, 2010, 5:04pm

Nickname_Boomer:

European Union Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the

sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with“v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”

and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Zeese iz a vunderfool idea! Ve shood do deez in Kalifornia!!

fastcart · September 7, 2010, 5:22pm

Roflmsbo!

Definitely howl worthy. Thanks.

frakkintalos · September 7, 2010, 6:24pm

Amen sista!!

That will proudly grace the Shat cave.

Pike · September 7, 2010, 6:35pm

The original Parkour artists

//youtu.be/XfozbcrMpGs

WashIsMyHero · September 7, 2010, 9:16pm

Nickname_Boomer:

Gave me a chuckle…

European Union Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the

sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with“v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”

and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Loks lik Dutch tu me

Gryper · September 9, 2010, 4:28pm

Source site has more Trek photoshop pics: http://rabittooth.com/StarTrekPhotoManipulations.htm

fastcart · September 9, 2010, 4:55pm

Great… Now, I got Nimoy’s voice dropping F bombs in my head.

frakkintalos · September 9, 2010, 6:18pm

Yeah. I woulda switched that. Kirk is so Jules and Spock is Vincent.

Omra · September 9, 2010, 9:52pm

//youtu.be/DbZHasnugts

Lucky carrot…

Thunderscreech · September 10, 2010, 7:08am

Gryper · September 10, 2010, 4:34pm

Geek and Gamer Girls Song w/Seth Green:

http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/geek-and-gamer-girls-anthem

And now on YouTube:

//youtu.be/_eJmYKN_1QE

fastcart · September 10, 2010, 4:42pm

That really was Katee Sackhoff? She looks so different with red hair.

I recognized the Cobra girl and Tomb Raider girl, but not what the other two represent. I’m guessing one was supposed to be from Street Fighter?

Edit: Thunderscreech’s post was an article featured on CNN today. Looks worse every time I see it. Can’t stop myself from flinching.

Gryper · September 10, 2010, 4:51pm

Yup really Katee and really Stan Lee.

Omra · September 10, 2010, 4:52pm

Freakin Epic! Nice find…

Gryper · September 10, 2010, 5:10pm

Ain’t it though. I only visit that site about once a week or two. Just happened to do it this afternoon. That video has only been up a couple of hours.