This was pretty freakin’ funny. Enjoy
Proof cats are Evil.
Wow, that’s pretty impressive! I doubt I could train my cat to do that even if I wanted to.
G/f was looking over my shoulder as I watched this and has since watched every single video on Simon’s website. Even the interviews. We had seen the one where Cat tries to get Simon to get out of bed to feed him…
…but the rest were new. Fun!
There are a whole bunch of these. Very funny. Very British. 
In response to that horrible old lady who dropped a cat in a garbage can:
ok -how much frakkin steam is coming out of that cup? Is it radioactive or something??? :eek:
welll…that was…catchy?
Were those instructional videos? scratches bunny ear
Heh. That took me a minute.
Bkitty you beat me to it!!
Damn you, you sorryBarbin’ internet ninja!
“Like Bruce Wayne’s parents…I know. Blows your mind.”
Gave me a chuckle…
European Union Language
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with“v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Holy craaaaap! Where did you find that?!?!?!
Sorry it was just sent to me, not sure where it came from.
Mark Twain wrote something like that, let me see if I can find his version.
Edit: Here
A plan for the improvement of spelling in the English language
By Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased either by “k” or “s”, and likewise “x” would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which “c” would be retained would be the “ch” formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform “w” spelling, so that “which” and “one” would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish “y” replasing it with “i” and iear 4 might fiks the “g/j” anomali wonse and for all.
Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez “c”, “y” and “x”— bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez —tu riplais “ch”, “sh”, and “th” rispektivili.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
No worries…I’ll Google it. 
Thanks for posting it!
And for 'Talos:
