Howl with Laughter (SFW)

One time while walking through Central Park, I saw a tourist try to feed a squirrel with his hand. The squirrel bit him. It was like right out of a movie. He was shaking his hand with the squirrel still attached. I told him to go to the hospital. He and the rest didn’t speak English but I guess they got my meaning.

That’s a hilarious visual. Maybe not as funny as the badger in The God’s Must Be Crazy 2, but still funny!

It was funny and scary at the same time. I hope he got to a hospital.

When I was a kid I would sometimes spend a month during summer break at my grandparents in Oklahoma. One day we stopped on the road to pick up a terrapin crossing the road to have as a temporary “pet.” Later that day, while playing with him/her (I don’t really know how you “play” with them) it latched on to my finger and would NOT let go. I ran screaming into the house and then through the house trying to find my grandfather. When I did he was laughing his ass off… Today it make me laugh just as hard.

People snicker especially family snort can be gaffaw so cruel burst into laughter

I want an Obama action figure!

OK help me out. I don’t get the last one. Pinic with bowl of oranges? Huh?

I love the Vader one.

Our President knows the power of the Dark Side!

I want one too. Especially if it comes with the Darth Vader one.

Are squirrel bites dangerous?

Being bitten by any wild animal carries the danger of rabies.

Not to mention the risk of becoming a weresquirrel. :eek:

OK, I thought it might be something like that. I just didn’t think of squirrels as being rabied up. We don’t have rabies here thankfully. My sister is in Malaysia at the moment though and had to have the injections for it.

That would be so funny to watch. To see someone sprouting a bushy tail and buck teeth

Weresquirrel. Awesomest fantasy creature, ever.

In Central Park they are. Just the other day I saw one mug a homeless guy. Times are ruff!