I enjoy suction. IYKWIM.
Husband found my “monkeys little helper” in my bedroom drawer while looking for my passport. He went VERY red and stammery. I tried not to laugh at his reaction I SWEAR but to no avail.
Torn between Luke Skywalker’s ceremonial jacket or the anatomically correct testicles…
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When did you get married?!
Also, related story: I once pulled my roommie’s Magic Wand out of the drawer where she kept her hairdryer, when a friend who had spent the night needed a dryer. I really never suspected that roommie would keep both in same drawer! So when I saw the cord sticking out of the drawer that I had previous seen her store the dryer in, I didn’t think twice. Iand I handed my friend someone else’s vibrator, business-end first.
Tuesday 30 August at a little after half 4 in the afternoon 
Ahh, I do love awkward situations 
And vibrators… :oops:
While we’re on the subject, we keep most of ours in one of those cloth grocery sacks (wrapped in socks to keep the various incarnations of latex and whatnot) from touching each other so they don’t chemically react. We started this after a pair of devices ‘melted’ into each other like the face of the guy at the end of Robocop. Double plus unsexy!
So, on the subject of awkward moments with this, we had just gotten home from one of our friends’ house and brought in le bag. I had set it at the bottom of the stairs to bring back up to our bedroom and then gone in to say howdy to the brother-in-law who had been watching our kids while we were out. I hear his girlfriend (behind me) say “Oh, want me to bring in your groceries?” and turned around to see she had picked up the bag and was helpfully proffering it towards the crowded part of the house, obviously intent on bringing this bag of toys in with no idea what was in.
“Uh, no thanks, I’ve got it” I said awkwardly, taking the bag from her. Then, while she watched, I hoofed it upstairs with cloth sack the way I should have in the beginning, leaving her to wonder why I was bringing ‘groceries’ upstairs. I’m not 100% sure what she decided what was in the bag, but I wonder sometimes, heh.
Oh AND a followup, related, a couple years ago my wife and I flew up to Seattle to drop off the kids and have a weekend alone at a hotel. My Seattle fam was there at the airport to meet us and take the kids and walked out to my plane. I was unloading the luggage from my cargo area when my brother-in-law got there and asked if he could help carry stuff. I was swamped already with stuff draped on my shoulders and was about to hand him the suitcase I was pulling out when I realized it was vibrating. Hard. One of the things in it had gotten ‘turned on’ (indeed) and was industriously buzzing away. There was no way he could miss it if he picked up the bag, so I had to beg off his help awkwardly while trying to latch the baggage door and everything under an already big load of stuff. He must have thought I was trying to prove what a big strong guy I was (or that I was a dick who couldn’t accept assistance) but instead I was just trying to avoid an embarrassing situation. Whoops!
Note to self: Remove batteries before putting in suitcase
I’m not embarrassed to own one by any stretch of the imagination, they really are great, but other people can be prigs about stuff like that. I do have an excellent excuse in that I need mine for medical reasons, so if anyone was ever REALLY a jerk about it I could just tell them things to make their eyes spin!
Don’t know where I found this years ago, but just imgur’d it for a work mail and figured I’d share.
You’ll never look at your cat the same again… d:
Ani*kuri 15 - A Gathering of Cats
Living With an English Mastiff
I love his deductive reasoning here. d:
He looks so guilty too.
We’re at the in-laws for the weekend, Grandmother-in-law just walked in on me in the shower to ask if I was “allowed” to eat bacon.
Apparently she thinks that I’m Jewish, I’m extremely confused as to where she got this information from.
Allowed?!? ALLOWED?!? You’re required to eat bacon! It’s the GWC way!
I love bacon, especially on a nice flory barm, bit of butter and brown sauce. Nothing against bacon here!
“As long as it’s not Kevin Bacon”
I would totally do Kevin Bacon in a similarway, I want to see if his foot actually does cmoe loose, and what fabulous dreams are contained with him.