After listening to the latest GWC podcast #111, I had to put up this poll.
I liked Audra’s idea that the Emperor would just fall back on the force to go to the bathroom.
The Emperor is full of craaap, and that is evidence that he does not go to the bathroom.
Therefore my answer is: Baltar.:eek:
I hadda go Red Guard. I mean, what the hell were those weird staffs for, unless it was to hold up the Emperor’s robes?
Maybe they’re just really long poking devices. I’ll leave that thought with you…
I voted Baltar - it’s obvious that in the SW universe no one ever has to go to the bathroom…duh…
Evil overlords don’t poop.
BSG’s got that covered. To quote Romo Lampkin “Now if you excuse me, I need to go take a crap.”
He’s Sith and full of craaaaap, so the red guard handles his business…IYKWIM!
I say he uses the Force. Is nothing private anymore?
I can’t believe I just voted in a poll about how a Star Wars character goes to the bathroom. :eek:
Q: How does Emperor Palpatine go to the Bathroom?
<voice=“Zapf Branagon”>
A: In the evilest way possible.
</voice>
I think Head Baltar pops in and helps him go tinkle. 
Naw, bashful bladder. That’s why the Red Guard have to use those staffs. They can stand outside the stall and still lever his robe up.
Wow, there’s an image.
“Excellent Luke, draw on your anger. Feel the pow…uh…hold on: gotta go to the little Emperor’s room and…oh my giddy aunt, who the frak are you?”
how did we get here? how?
Anger over the hiatus leads to boredom, boredom leads to the dark side, the dark side leads to Kevin Bacon, Kevin Bacon was in Saving Angelo with Julie Gonzalo, Julie Gonzalo was in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story with David Hasselhoff, David Hasselhoff leads to the Guttter Thread.
Simple.
I had to vote “Baltar” as there was no option for “Crap flap”
So does the Emperor fold or wad? Maybe he force wipes. :eek:
The other day I was listening to a podcast where they discussed, “What would happen if they created transporter technology tomorrow?”
It reminded me of a conversation I had with someone about how no one in Star Trek uses the bathroom. These guys said, “They just beam it out.” Eventually they figured we’d lose the need for a (sorryBarb)hole. I didn’t like that idea.
Since it’s Star Wars and they got lightsabers maybe the Emperor uses advanced toilet tech to handle his business. But since the topic brought up the Pope and robes. I went to a seminary for three years. Them robes got velcro and come off very easy. Oh boy, I can’t wait for the backlash of jokes on that statement considering the whole young boys and Palpy. I’m gonna regret this post.
Well, it won’t be the first.