Harry Potter p0rn titles (NSFW)

Just in case you didn’t call in, you can post your Harry Potter p0rn titles here.

Mine was played on 'cast #207 but I’ll post it anyway:

Hairy Pooper and the Penetrating Pulsing Wand

If I get the chance (and inspiration), I may post segments from the book.

Hairy Potter and the Shaved Philosopher’s daughter

Harry Potter and the Gobble of Desire

Harry Potter and His Chamber of Secretions

Hairy Pussy and the Sourcerer’s Stones

Harry and Albus and Ron and Hagrid

Hermine does Hogwarts

Harry Potter and the education of Jenny

Eight inches of wood.

Harry Potter and the Staff of Lordly Might.

Harry Potter and the Hairy Potter.

Harry Potter and the Adult Pensieve Shop.

Hermione does Hogsmeade.

Mine were played, but here they are:

Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorceress
Harry Potter and the Cougar of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of MILF-a-ban
Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Fur
Harry Potter and the Order of the Fraknuts
Harry Potter and the Half-Naked Co-ed
Harry Potter and the Dongly Fellows

Hahahahaha! You win. Well played.

Here are the entries I called in:

Harry Potter and the Fill Her with Bone
Harry Potter and the Shameful Secretions
Harry Potter and the Safe Word is Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Great Ring of Fire
Harry Potter and the Whorehouse of Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Bi-Curious Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows

…and a few more I’ve thot of since:

Dumbledore’s Apprentice II: Teacher’s Pet
Defense against the Dark Arse
Quidditch Lockerroom Fantasies
Seeker of the Golden Snatch
Voldemort and the Seven Crux-Whores
Weasleys Gone Wild

And, just in case anyone hasn’t heard these before, check out Dirty Potter (NSFW!). :stuck_out_tongue:

//youtu.be/vq4DGqx5nqI

//youtu.be/14UDu6X4syM

I can’t pick one, they are all great.

I guess I should fess up and say that the batch starting with Harry Potter and Staff of Ron and ending with Harry Does Houston were mine…

Hairy Pounder and the mirror of “acitore”
The three heads of Hagrid’s big fluffy
Wet & Wild Witches #3
Hufflepuff Hoes #9
The ravishing of Ravenclaw

I hang my head with shame.

Harry Potter and the Prison Ass-Bang

Accio Engorgio!

Let’s do spells!

Homoflipendus: Charm spell. Requires lots of swishing and flicking of wands.

The One-Eyed Snakes of Slyther Inn.

Cho Chang and the Broomstick Riders.

The Testicles of Narnia: The Stallion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction.

Draco Mouthful, Tom Diddle and Deft Eaters.

Hairy Assessment and the Chambermaid of Secrets.

Harry Potter and the Sore Stones.

Percy Jackson and the Virginity Theif.