Hairy Peter and the Gobbler of Fire Crutch
Hairy Peter and the Order for Freed Knockers
Horny Potter and the Caverns of Moisture (in which Moaning Myrtle convinces Hairy to use his Parseltongue on something other than snakes)
Hairy Peter and the Gag-Free Swallows (in which Nearly Headless Nick becomes a little less headless with the help of his friend Hairy)
Doby does Hogwarts
2 Witches, One Cauldron
“I’ll be in my bunk, polishing my wand…” IYKWIM 
Hermione Humps Hogwarts?
Gryffindorgy, the House of Gingerballs
Slytherimjob, the House of (Trouser) Snakes
Hufflemuff - the House of Badgers and Beavers
Ravenclunge - the House of Mystical Portals
That’s great. p0rn houses
Y’all haven’t even begun to reach the levels of perversion that’s out there in fandom. Call me back when you do. Kthxbai.
Oh GWC, I thought I knew ye. 
In all honesty Im torn between wanting to laugh and wanting to ask where I can rent these. :o
I don’t see this as a bad thing…
Just laughed too much over all these, so i had to come up with some of my own… lol… changed it around just a bit so that Harry = Cherry… lol
cherry potter and the Sorceror’s bone
Cherry potter and her chamber of secrets
cherry potter and the prisoner of Asskaboning
cherry potter and the snatch of fire
cherry potter and the order of fornication
cherry potter and the fully erect prince
cherry potter and the deadly penetrations
Ok. I finally got one.
Harry Potter Cum Laude
You mispelled loud.
I thought it was pronounced “Louder.” d:
If you are from Boston I suppose… ‘Lawdhah’
Technical correctness to the rescue!
[koom lou-dey, -duh, -dee; kuhm law-dee]
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Cum+Laude
Of course, this means my joke fails if I had to explain it to this extent. d:
Cherry Potter and the Half Erect Prince?
So… Indiana Jones and His Temple of Doo-doo.