Happy Birthday Buddha

GWC Community Birthdays
#1

With BSG having so much religion in it this season, I feel it’s only appropriate that we keep track of our Earthy “starting forwards” in the religion game.

So let us all wish Buddha a Happy Birthday today, on this day May 12, 2008.

Speaking only for myself, I am neither Happy nor Unhappy that today is Buddha’s birthday. I am in state of perfect Buhhda-like balance emotionally regarding his birthday. Or shall I say my emotional state is neither perfect nor imperfect.
Screw it, what I’m trying to say is Ommmm…

#2

Open a window. The oxygen will do you good.

How old is Buddha now anyway?

#3

Happy Birthda Buddha!!! :smiley:

#4

I dunno. You’ll have to ask Topgun. I think he went to High School with him.

#5

Ommmm, ommmm, on the range…

#6

If there is a Buddha, you’re going to be a frog next go 'round.

#7

#8

Next go 'round?

You mean…after I croak!

#9

Frakking Ouch ! That was uncalled for !..ok, he was a junior when I was a freshman. And he stole my first girlfriend.:mad:

#10

I guess if she rather went for HIM, then she deserved what she got.
You could’ve tried hot cocoa with peppermint syrup, though. Works miracles.

#11

Tell me about it. Back in highschool, I was his partner once in metal shop, and he was like, “We must build a lantern that is provides neither light nor darkness, but rather a balance of divine illumination.” What an ass. Thanks, I really needed that D-minus in metal shop, pal.

#12

TFG, did you do that rewatch of Henry V after all?

#13

As the saying goes, “if you meet the Buddha, swirlie the Buddha”. (or something like that)

#14

What’s the appropriate gift to give the guy with no material attachments?

:smiley:

#15

A Head Six.

#16

Look, it beats going to school with Jesus. He used to cheat whenever we had to swim laps in gym class and just run across the pool. :smiley:

#17

Originally Posted by Armando
What’s the appropriate gift to give the guy with no material attachments?

To which Galaxy Ranger sez:
A Head Six.

Hmm…well, that could keep one from ataining nirvana…or be halfway there, depending on your point of view.

Nevermind…

(get it? Nirvana? Nevermind? Ughhhhh…)

#18

Not yet. I have to find it on DVD. I’m sure I can get it on Netflix–just get to get around to sending back "Barbie Mariposa"so I can free up a slot in my Netflix queue.

I want to pick a time to watch it (Henry V) when the wife and kids aren’t around so I can play it MEGA LOUD!!!

#19

I was just asking because I saw you changed your sig. Thought a re-watch inspired the change :slight_smile:

#20

I dunno. I thot Jesus was kinda cool. One time me, Jesus and a bunch of us cut Algerbra class and when out behind the bleachers with some water bottles.
Jesus turned the water into wine and we all got sh#tfaced.