One word. McLovin.
I second the recommendation for Superbad. I found it hysterically funny, more funny than I expected.
They put their stinky PE cloths into the plastic bags so their book bags would not stink. Do I have to spell everything out to you? I know you are just helping me get ready to go back to work. 
So did I hear the Rev. Sean mention “Bolo” but by some body other than Keith Laumer? Is it true? I so knew the Bolo stuff would be down Sean’s alley. Heck, it’s about a sentient robot tank. I love Laumer’s Bolo stories.
Of course you can’t search for “Bolo” 'cause it’s too short so this has probably already been discussed and the thread has drifted all the way over to IYKWIM land and died. Please include links to the existing posts you linky, posty guys with encyclopedic knowledge of past GWC forums! Please?