So…your point? What a great gig! Think of the benefits!
Well if you really think so… hmmm… well, what would be my new gay porn name? I’d be considered a bear, so how about “Teddie’s Bear” or “Pole-smoker the Bear”? or since I’m Catholic, so how about “Gentile Ben”? If I complain during filming, does that make me “Whinny the Poofta”?
— Dismal wondering what he’s gotten himself into
I think you should seek a porn name from a professional:
http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php
My is “Uncle Hardcore” or “Ricky Rammer” depending on if I give it my full name or nickname
Lol… Thanks… I need the cheering up… I’m on my second day without coffee and “real food”… 36-hours and I’m tired of salads… is that a bad sign?
— Dismal the televised dieter
Nah. You know what? My wife is an incredibly healthy eater and I have come to love eating organic, good for you foods. Don’t think of it as what you are missing…that will lead you down a bad path. Enjoy this and use it to build new, improved habits. Your body will thank you for it.
I don’t understand why they removed coffee tho…btw, your porn name (by entering “Dismal in Denial”) is
Lex Tickler
I forgot my safety word and bad degrading and all together unpleasant things happened to me
Not sure why made this up, I just did
Btw my safety word is “postage stamp”
That’s funny. Mine’s passport! 
Hah – dismal I feel sorry for you, and at the same time I feel your pain. I’ve been on a shoot before where I had to be in a bathing suit for two scenes fairly large scenes, a fairly uncomfortable one at that, for 4 days. Worse, we were filming out of season for the “summer” beachy scene so it was like god… 45 degrees which isn’t that bad for a while but for about 12-14 hours a day for 4 days it sucks… big time.
Speaking of which my banter is that I just got back from a 56 hour movie (on location) shoot. Now I had a 6 hour sleep break in there (in which I slept on a couch that was just around). We were shooting at a location where we had a time frame and we had to get all the scenes in. So of course nothing went off as planned, all the little stuff is what held us up. We didn’t have a prop we thought we had… the batteries for the flashlights for the main character didn’t work, we had no extras, so we had to go get some which of course the closest place to get any was like an hour a way. Ahhh… thats what working on super indie films is like…
That’s why my safety word is “safety word” </sarge voice>
My wife and I use “restraining order”. Works like a charm.
Mine is “Oh my God, is that your mother at the door!!!”
Garenteed to stop anything bad that’s going on just long enough to wiggle out of the restraints.
— Dismal passing on knowledge learned in his wayword youth
It’s something I just have to face… 45 isn’t 25… (sigh)…
We had our first workout today and I couldn’t lift my leg to put on my shoes, and for a while I thought I was gonna be sick…
Thanks for the support…
— Lex Tickler
I hate to say it, but that kinda sounds like fun… (Dismal likes a challenge))… let me know the next time you hear anyone casting for a middle aged fat guy in a red speedo… or perhaps sans-speedo.
---- Dismal and the optional speedo
Am I the only one considering going out on Halloween and randomly (and safely) set off fireworks all around town while avoiding the police.
Maybe I’ve seen v for vendetta too much or not.
Remember, remember, the FIFTH OF NOVEMBER.
I swear these kids today…
The thought occurred to me to do it on the actual Guy fox day, but than I’m just some crazy guy dressed up and launching fireworks, If its on Halloween all the trick or treaters will be able to see it so it will be more fun.
Im looking foward to Guy Fawks night, its always a good night, burning effegies, setting off explosions, drinking copously, and best of all its perfectly legal.
The people that run my company have the intelligence, common sense and manners of monkey’s
Nickname boomer; drinking red label so to not have to quit tomorrow in spectacular fashion at my next H.R. meeting.
That is all
<whistles quietly to himself>