FSL 2.0 Challenge 1: Puppynapped

Team Moppet

“Okay, this is our first mission. Remember, if we successfully complete all of these tasks, then we’ll be able to go home.”

Micah looked over the assembled team. He had coped fairly quickly with the concept of alternate realities. It was a standard sci-fi trope. It was another thing altogether to have characters from fiction living and breathing right in front of him. While it probably wasn’t any easier for the rest of them, Micah had actually seen the movie D.A.R.Y.L, watched Avatar: The Last Airbender and read X-men comics. That was probably why their mysterious abductor had put him nominally in charge. He had a good idea of what the abilities of each of his team members were.

“Let’s go over the plan one last time,” Micah said.

“This is gonna be like Sokka’s eclipse-invasion plan, isn’t it?” Toph muttered, mostly to herself but loud enough to be heard.

Micah smirked. “Not if everyone does their job.”

“Boomerang boy thought the same thing, but …” Toph started.

Micah cleared his throat. Toph sighed and leaned back against the wall. “Fine,” she conceded. Micah pointed at an office building a block away.

“Okay, that’s the Nakatomi Plaza.” Toph frowned and started to say something. Micah quickly continued. “One block due south. That’s where Talat is being held. I’ve taken over all of the building’s systems. This gives us full surveillance capabilities as well as control of all of the alarms, electronic doors, and the elevators.”

“Have you located the asset?” X-23 inquired.

Micah paused a moment. “Asset? Oh. The dog. His name’s Talat.”

“Why would anyone kidnap a dog?” Daryl asked. “That doesn’t seem very nice.”

“Kidnapping is rarely done for pleasant reasons,” X-23 said tersely.

“Is he for real?” Toph chimed in.

“Look he’s from an 80’s kids movie, give him a break,” Micah responded. “Now, let’s get on with this. No, I haven’t located Talat. He’s being held in a part of the building that the cameras don’t cover. That leaves the unfinished floors. X-23, you’re up.”

X-23 stood up and began to speak in a rapid, by-the-book manner. “I will infiltrate the lower floors. The animal was most likely brought in through the loading dock area. I will start there and obtain a scent. Then I will make my way up, floor by floor, eliminating any resistance I meet.”

“Eliminating?” Daryl asked.

“Yes. Our surveillance shows an inordinately large number of ninja on each floor. While I am trained in stealth and covert operations, I do not believe I can make it through unnoticed. Combat will be inevitable.”

“You’re going to kill them?”

“Not necessarily. Once I am discovered, speed will be of the essence. I will not have time to verify each kill and may instead only disable or maim many of them.” Daryl, Micah and even Toph were all taken aback by her casual statement. “Once I have discovered the floor the animal is on, I will radio its location to Micah,” she finished.

Micah looked from X-23 to Daryl. It was odd. They were both built for the same purpose. The government wanted super soldiers. One was from a kids’ film, the other from a dark and gritty comic, otherwise they had a lot in common. What if I’m just a character from a story, he wondered. It was a creepy thought. Best not to go there.

Daryl continued the plan with his own part. “I’ll pilot Toph over to the building and get her to the roof.”

“I hate flying,” Toph moaned.

“You’re familiar with the vehicle?” Micah asked the other boy.

“Yes. I read the manual and watched the film you gave me. Once Toph is on the roof, I’ll provide support to her with the hoverbike’s weapons systems. When X-23 has located Talat, I’ll fly down to that floor and wait for her and the dog to arrive.”

“Wait, did he just say ‘read the manual’?” Toph asked.

“Yeah, but don’t worry, he’s good at this sort of thing,” Micah replied. “Right, Daryl will wait with the Lawmaster. Laura, er, X-23, you create an exit and get Talat safely onto the hoverbike. Toph …”

The little blind girl gave a confident half-smile. “I fight the dragon.”


Daryl waited on the hoverbike, floating several stories off the ground. Micah had radioed him with the floor that X-23 had found Talat on. She was making her exit from the west side of the building. Above him, he could hear the ongoing fight between Toph and the dragon. Occasionally, debris would rain down and he’d have to dodge it. The entire frame of the building groaned in a frightening manner. Daryl clicked his comm unit on.

“CQ this is QC, did X-23 give an estimate on her exfiltration time?”

Micah’s voice came back, “The rest of the ninjas in the building converged on the target floor. It might take her awhile. She also said something about another target, but she didn’t have time to …”

A large section of window less than ten feet ahead of Daryl’s hovering location suddenly exploded outward. Something furry and blood-splattered flew out the window and plummeted toward the ground.

“I hope that’s not the hostage.” Daryl muttered. A closer look at the falling figure showed the emaciated frame of a woman. Her white hair had a black streak in it, her creepy crone’s scream faded as she fell from sight.

A bark answered him. Glancing into the destroyed section of window, he saw a friendly dog wagging its tail and looking at him quizzically. X-23 stood beside Talat. The young girl was liberally smeared with gore and her outfit showed several cuts and tears. Still, she seemed to be unwounded. Daryl smiled at her. X-23 raised an eyebrow, looking somewhat uncomfortable at the attention.

“I have the dog,” she muttered awkwardly.

Daryl flew the hoverbike close enough that Talat and X-23 could board it. Together, they flew up to the roof to meet Toph. It was ominously quiet as they neared the top of the building and he worried for the little blind girl. When they reached the roof, they were greeted by an odd sight.

The entire roof showed signs of a great battle. Sections of it were still on fire. The roof-top structures were mostly gone. Parts of the concrete and stonework of the roof had been reshaped into makeshift barriers, each of the barriers scorched or partially broken. The steel framework of the building had risen out and the beams were warped as if they had been wrapped around something.

The great beast itself was still. It lay relaxed across the roof’s surface watching the little girl expectantly. Toph sat cross-legged near the roof’s edge, sipping a cup of tea.

“You beat the dragon?” Daryl asked, stunned. Even X-23 looked amazed.

“This ol’ softy?” Toph replied. “I just slowed him down long enough so we could talk. Now, we’re having tea. I got the recipe from an old friend.” She passed a cup over to the dragon who took it daintily in its massive clawed hands. “The secret ingredient is love.”

Talat barked a greeting at the new girl. Toph smiled and stood up. “Well, gotta go.” She hopped lightly and easily onto the hoverbike. “Did I mention I hate flying?”

Daryl grinned. “Why don’t you just close your eyes and fasten your seat belt.”

“I don’t have to close my eyes, I’m bl… woah!” Toph’s snark turned into a yelp as the hoverbike sped away from the building. A block away, Micah stood up from his laptop and nodded with satisfaction.

“One mission down, one more closer to home.”

TEAM 80’S MOVIES HERE WE GO!
The 80’s didn’t really do “BLACK OPS.” They did failure-filled smash-and-grab antics replete with montages.

RECON:
Dr. Indiana Jones strolls gallantly through the front door of the office building, strides up to the front desk being curiously manned by a ninja. “Hey kid, how ya doing? I’m here to see Deville. We’ve got a ball to go to tonight,” Indy says, adding in a little wink for good measure. You know, just in case it’s a lady ninja. The ninja is apprehensive at first, but seeing Indy’s swanky tweed threads thinks for the better, and along with 50 other ninjas escorts Indy up to Deville’s office. On the way, Indy’s keen archeological eye notices numerous statues and tapestries devoted to Guan-Di, the Chinese patron saint of bean curd.

Once to the office near the top of the building, the escort ninjas present Indy to Deville. They walk past Indy and humbly bow before Deville. “Who is this man?!” Deville demands. The ninjas have no response and so instead turn to face Indy who has already grabbed a precious artifact and taken to running up a nearby narrow stairwell, yelling behind him, “this belongs in a museum!” The building is put on alert, and suddenly Indy is being pursued by an entire flock of ninjas. Between flights of stairs, Dr. Jones radios in to the rest of the team, “BEANCURD!” before chucking the radio down the stairs, bonking an anonymous ninja. Moments later, Indy flings open the rooftop door, waking the slumbering green mountain dragon. As hundreds of ninjas begin to jam up the doorway to the stairwell, the dragon lets loose a ball of fire in the group’s general direction. Indy ducks and slides out of the way, while the fireball destroys a good quarter of the building in its wake. The dragon turns to let loose a second volley, but Indy uses his whip to latch onto the handle of a hovercycle just happening to be swooping by. “Tell me where to go, Navigator,” the bike’s new AI computer, MAX, asks.

RESCUE:
Just as the bike flies away, college student Sean Barker and Johnny Five walk through the front door of the office building. The ninjas, already on high alert, all point their uzis and swords at the duo. From his storage compartment, Johnny Five takes out a carton of tofu, points his laser at it, and warns, “One more step and the tofu gets it! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!” The two back slowly into the elevator and proceed up to Deville’s office. “Indy was right! These must be tofu-worshipping ninjas!” Sean Barker says.

As they exit the elevator, they’re confronted by another horde of ninjas. Right as Sean Barker shouts the word, “GUYVER,” arming his alien bio-mechanical armor, Johnny Five shoots the large carton of tofu, liquefying it and splattering it all over the Guyver. As the ninjas try to shoot around the now-sainted (in their eyes, anyway) Guyver, Johnny Five puts on full reverse, smashing out a window on the side of the building and parachuting to safety.

Meanwhile, Guyver uses his new slippery coating to slide across the floor between ninja legs to get to Deville’s door. He smashes it open and defiantly proclaims, “I’m here to rescue the puppy!” Deville grins and says, “I’m not a vegetarian like my tofu-loving minions!” and begins to attack the Guyver in a furious display of karate skills. The Guyver holds his own, but just barely: Deville’s blows glance off his beancurd-slickened armor. As he backs into another room, he sees Talat in a cage on a pedestal and a security console on the wall behind. He quickly grabs the dog and uses his elbow-spikes to impale the security system. Deville bursts into the room and the pair both hear a deep rumbling coming from floors below, “Oh no! What have you done!?”

“I don’t know, but I’m not staying to find out!” exclaims the Guyver. He cradles the puppy and punches through the building’s outer wall. As he jumps free into the night sky, the building explodes behind him. The frame freezes mid-air on Guyver cradling Talat while Indy, Johnny Five, and Max piloting the Dredd Hover Cycle swing into view. Cue 80’s beat mix.

–This is the deadline, thank you–

I know it’s not here under the deadline, but this is what I imagine my mission looks like:

holy frak, that’s awesome. though Talat looks scared…

Hee! He’s just reacting like any dog would, under the circumstances. :smiley:

Speaking of, are we allowed to submit say like a comic strip of our next challenge mission instead of a written story? Because that would be a ton of fun. (I’m not dismissing the possibility of me having all stick figures instead of actual nicely drawn characters.)

ETA: Everyone’s stories are really awesome - I’d read one and think, oooh, this is the one…until I read the next one, and the next, and the next…The GWC team better have something absolutely stunning. :smiley:

BWHAHAHA!!! geek high five

The T-1000 owned that!

guffaw

You pulled the Squeaker card, you devil woman.

DrPepperSpew

This is by far my favorite Team. Troi has to drive in every challenge, that is a prerequisite.

Well done and welcome to the Forum.

That was sniff beautiful. Love snarky Racetrack. The whole Caine plot was masterful. The Shaolin master posing as the Green Mountain Dragon was brilliant.

Great job. You nailed the Ricky Bobby character.

Did not see that coming. Nicely done.

Mostly everyone envisioned a Green Mountain Dragon as a fire breathing dragon. I like that you chose something different. To be honest, I looked up a Green Mountain Dragon and the only thing I found out was that it is rare.

giggle Oh Cohen!

Lady Ninja Bugs FTW!!

Toph is my favorite character from The Last Airbender, good to see her represent. Nice job.

Love that image and then, you made it —V

OSSIM!!

It’s got my vote. That would be really cool.

Agreed. Bring it on Team GWC!!

Sometimes what’s needed…is a montage.

//youtu.be/yLuOl36vamI&

I figured out an even easier solution

  1. Switch off water supply to the building
  2. Since there is no running water or loo facilities. Health and saftey come in and rule that due to their being tons of ninjas, their working rights are being voliated. Also, Deville has no ‘Dragon in a city block’ license.
  3. H&S Officer sends Ninja’s home and dragon gets released back into the wild
  4. Dog gets saved.
  5. One empty building

I apologize if my ‘Interludes’ have caused any confusion amongst the Judges or the ‘Academy’ of volunteers and support staff, it was never my intention to do so. They were merely writing exercises I decided to post, the last time I did so it went over pretty well. Remember the Conan one? “Help, help I am sinking!” “Vat are you zinking about?”

I had found the exercises fun and entertaining so I thought I would share them, they were not actual solutions just… ‘afterglows’ or character moments. The Team Omra one was born out of the idea of what happens to all of those officers whose bikes were stolen during the various Teams Solutions? So I played with it in my head, “Who would my Predator have stolen his bike from?” And the single most inept police officer I could think of was Mihoshi from Tenchi Muyo, so it wound up becoming ‘Fan Fiction’. (whee!:slight_smile: )

The Team Ruthless one was born out of a pun… nuff said.

Sorry if I have confused matters. At least they were short!:smiley:

No worries my friend. You do whatever you want to do cause that’s the way we roll. Only thing I to avoid confusion and to help Sean get through the mountain of material is to label alternate stories as such so he can jump right over and keep moving. Other than that, keep it coming!

Honorable mention!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I heard my name in my headphones!!!