Gutter Academy of Motion Pictures
brings you
A Very Special Festivus Feature
Thursday, December 18th, 2008
10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific, 3 AM (FRI) UK/Ireland,
4 AM (FRI) Germany, 12 PM (FRI) Seoul, 2 PM (FRI) Melbourne
By Limited Engagement, One Night Only
Die Hard
Coming to a Frakkatorium Near You
“Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
Was it 12 terrorists? Wow, there’s that number again. 12 tribes, 12 colonies, 12 cylons, 12 lords of Kobol.
Get your DVDs ready!!!
12 packages of Twinkies. 
well craaaaap! I don’t remember if I have Die Hard with me or if it’s at my parents…
You have 10 hours and 7 minutes !!
Attention, all frakkers… get your DVDs ready. We convene in Nakatomi Tower Executive Suite, Conference Room B in 7 minutes.
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,…
Punctuality is a luxury that we cannot afford. 
Apparently so… let’s wait until 7:15 or so… we’ll see who stumbles in.
Okeydoke.
It’s too bad that it’s the middle of the night for GR. We could use some German promptness around here.
Of course. Christmas time… frak party at Nakatomi tower, invite a German. What could go wrong?
Like the same thing could happen to the same guy twice.
Or four times.
Looks like it’s just us. Pressing play!
Okay! Pressing play.
Is it just me, or is this movie like super-widescreen? What’s up with that?
No, mine seems just the right size… not too skinny, not too fat.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
It’s always hard to remember that cell phones were almost unheard of back then. If someone was getting off a plane, you just had to wait until they called you. So bizarre, considering how connected we always are now…
IYK… nah, too easy.
It’s much wider than 16x9, at least the rip I have.
No cellphone, no internet… Dark ages, man… I can’t imagine how people used to live back then. Probably hunted for their dinners with spears and rocks.
Ah, the '80s, where snow didn’t require a cold climate. 