Ok, I had something to good to not tell because someone has not posted in a bit of time. I made major points when I saw a student had the Zombi Survival Guide on his desk. I talked about it and how I did on the online test. I think he almost fell out of his desk with shock. Thank you folks for keeping me up on the cool stuff. 
Ok Leahs was cool but mine is practical
I gots me a bigger litter box for my kitties. Well technically its no longer a litter box but a rubber maid storage device and its not really a box but more of a trough. My biggest cat out grew the biggest sized litter box and was pooping on the floor. NO LONGER my friends. ok its not the coolest thing ever but it is new!!
Man. I’d never have a cat. Cats are weird man. Kittens are cool. Cats are weird. Dogs on the other hand rock through the entire lifetime. Know what I’m saying man
I edited this to include the final sentence since I figured it needed another use of the word man, man.
That’s awesome!! You know how many teachers were actually somewhat cool? None that I can remember. There were the asses (sorry barb) & the creepy monotone one. But never cool.
You’re the type of teacher I hope to be! (when I’m done with school)
dude, my cat eats dogs for breakfast. I had a friend come and hang out at my place for the weekend. She brought her Pitbull mix. My cat saw it and went into full on Ninja attack mode. The rest of the weekend that dog was my cats bitch, which is true cause it was a girl dog. Every time she say my cat she ran away, including running humorously into a wall, a door and a book case.
The next time my friend came over she brought her dog again. The dog stepped inside looked around then tried to flee out the door.
That’s funny. One of my cats is like that, and she will step to the dog. The other cat is variously afraid of/fascinated with the dog, but she doesn’t like the other cat, who is in turn afraid of her.
Did you also get the name of a good cardiologist?
The rainbow comes AFTER the whole flood/animals/ark thing.
OMFG! Are you kidding me? What an ignorant NUTJOB! And don’t even get me started on her craptastic spelling and grammar in the text at the beginning. Yeah, I’m thinking the sirens were the authorities looking for this lady.
Nope, actually bacon salt is no worse for you than real salt. but its better. cause it tastes like bacon. and everything is better when it tastes like bacon. plus bacon salt is vegetarian so the Vegimites can enjoy food like normal people. :D:D;)
I found the lost check!!!
Seriously, that made my day.
Oh, you are right. That means the next few storms may miss us. The storms Gustov and Hanna I think there names are, are going on ether side of Florida. So rainbow equals the end of floods. I feel so much better. I did see another one after a major rain storm yesterday so I not so sure the logic always works. Oh well.
It sounds like butter salt for popcorn. The flavor is there without all the fat and calories. So if you do not have high blood pressure go for it.
This wasn’t “lately”, far from it, by since I just happened to lay eyes upon the corpus delicti, I just have to brag about this.
The greatest bargain I ever struck in my entire life is a blue Orlando Magic rainjacket that the regular price for was 200 Deutsche Mark (that was something like 350$ back then) and which I got for 19.99. It’s an authentic merchandize item, the story behind it was just that nobody bought the entire season and they were happy to just get it out of the store. Ever since then (8 years ago or so?), I’m in possession of a really cool rainjacket with a neat Orlando Magic logo on it. The upside is: I’m probably the only person within 500 miles who’s got such a jacket. The downside is: I’ve never been a Magic fan 
Shoulda got a Nets jacket and shown your Jersey pride
I live near Orlando and could get anything like the above and send it to you. 
I shaved my beard, and at first it was great cause my face felt a lot cooler (in the cold sense, not awesome). Then I looked in the mirror and wished I hadn’t.
How long has it been since you shaved?
About 8 months. I almost forgot about those freckles. Just feels very weird. A funny story about people shaving their beards;when I was 5, my dad had one of those late 70s, early 80s hippy beards. Then one day he just decided to shave it off. When I saw him afterwards, I ran away from him crying. He felt bad about it, and grew it back, LOL.
My brother grew a beard when he went to college. He was rather disappointed because his hair although thick came in rather blond. When seen from a distance his hair and face were very similar in color. He has shaved ever since.