Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Conan evil wizard castle boat ride. Please keep your hands and feet inside the boat until we come to a complete stop.
IYKWIM
baltar
Nah, I’m good. Thanks, though. 
IBIMB 
oh man that staircase scene makes me squeamish.
And for the record, that water looks so cold I would GLADLY have stayed behind. What do you think it is? 32.1 degrees?
CONAN PUSH!!!
The thief’s voice annoys me. Always has. Always will.
BTW, the name of this wizard, Thoth-Amon, is the same as the Stygian wizard and high-priest of the demon Set from the comics and one of the REH stories. Other than the name, though, he’s completely unrelated.
“Stay clooose to the candles. The staircase…can be treacherous…”
Bluecher!
The princess is on the comfy comforter! Oh the humanity!
I love how Akiro spits into his hands in order to “wizard it open”. 
CONAN SMASH!!!
It’s nice to see a well-laid plan come together, ain’t it?
The Plan: Break stuff. And damn the 4,285 years of bad luck.
Damn! I knew I should have paid the extra for the wizard-killin’ sword!
That sounds only slightly less threatening than “The Comfy Chair!”.
LMAO!
baltar
Wilt Chamberlain must be sweltering in that wig.
I’m surprised Wilt Chamberlain even had time to make this movie, what with bedding his 20K and all.
If this castle’s rockin (or falling down) don’t bother knockin
Oh look, the weasel came through for a kill. Good for him.
Seriously, y’all like the princess?
After the twentieth time I heard her yell “Bombatter!”, I was ready to kill her myself.
Who says he wasn’t bedding women while making the movie?