Conan the Destroyer 4/23 @ 10 PM ET

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#21

I don’t know about you guys but the wardrobes of that witch and her neice meant a great deal to me as a young man.

IYKWIM.

Every time I see a sword fight I think the same thing:

Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful!
Man in Black: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don’t know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I… am not left-handed!
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing!
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I’m not left-handed either.

#22

Y’all actually started on time? What is the world coming to? :stuck_out_tongue:

Time check?

#23

Frak, you save me from being roasted and eaten by cannibals and I’ll be yours too!

Mmmmmastodon carrion…Mmmmmm

#24

Conan is the arm of Crom. Doesn’t really help her, but give her a chance.

#25

There’s one scene with Sarah Douglas (the witch) that I discovered as a youngling when the DVD came out. She spins around, and her wardrobe, uh, fails momentarily. No undies in the world of Conan.

#26

I’m at about 24 min in…

#27

Great intro scene for Grace Jones.

#28

I like a woman that doesn’t take “no” for an answer, but I do not like one that then turns and charges me with a giant stick.

I think there’s a lesson to be learned here:

Persistence in the face of abject failure.

#29

The message is that Schwarzenegger’s body is way too impressive to hide. :stuck_out_tongue:

I like that. :slight_smile:

#30

Yes, the foxtail or whatever she’s got there always cracks me up though.

#31

currently @ 28:00. Shall I pause for the cause?

#32

bwhahahahaha! :smiley:

That’s going to end up in someone’s sig, methinks. :stuck_out_tongue:

#33

What’s the cause?

#34

What Would Crom Do?

#35

I am drawn to the Princess. That is all. I am remembering how I felt when I was a teenager. I’ll be in my bunk.

#36

Nothing. To Hell with him!

#37

frak crom!

#38

I usually hold out until she acquires the horn. Then all bets are off.

#39

So you can ketchup.

CONAN ROW! ARRRRR!!!

This wizard is so SKEEVY!

#40

Crom can kiss my rippling, muscular hairless sBarb!