I always had a thing for older women.
Reconstruction began after the construction, to repair the shoddy contruction job. That makes sense to me. I shall now believe that to be true.
Oh Joyce. Be more stingy with the invites.
Vampires are so polite.
They don’t enter without being invited. They share their meals.
Is Buffy’s mom now a vampire?
Well, it is true. The South was very poorly constructed. What kind of quality can you really expect from unpaid labor?
Requires mutual blood drinking, I believe. Or was that from some other vampire lores? I forget.
She’d have to feed on vampire blood as well, so no.
Nah. First they suck. The you suck. There’s lots of sucking.
you’re right. victim has to be near death, then drink from the sire
“I must’ve slipped and stuck myself on barbeque fork.”
Boy, the gullibility in this town knows no end.
So you get bit and then have to drink a vampire’s blood? Interesting.
Oh I thot Buffy’s mom was gonna start falling for Giles.
That’s from the Buffyverse rules, although I don’t think it was really well-established until the second season.
Darla like rough play.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
The horrors of spontaneous neck rupture are grossly underreported. Sad, really. 
I think I remember something from ‘Interview with a Vampire’ being like that also.
Just wait. 
I know… there you are, just walking down the street, minding your business, and poof! two holes on your neck. It’s so annoying.
Yeah. It’s kinda inevitable.
Hair-do…sad…HA!!